Feds get the fucking rope
Post the first paragraph of your manifesto if you have one. Don't worry I'm not a cop
Julian James
Jonathan Cooper
My Motive was boredom. . .
Ryder White
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
Zachary Cook
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Ryder Sullivan
I will cum
Jace Anderson
The CIA niggers glow in the dark, you can see them if you're driving. You just run them over
Christopher Thompson
>This manifesto is dedicated to my federal agent groomers and handlers, without you, this wouldn't be possible
Lincoln Young
Hey man, put them back where you found them.
Ryan Kelly
You shouldnt have fucked with the McRib.
Justin Clark
MY MANIFESTO
AHEM
PAGE ONE:
The coward wretch whose hand and heart
Can bear to torture aught below,
Is ever first to quail and start
From the slightest pain or equal foe.
Bertrand Russell
“The American Revolution,” historian Gordon S. Wood writes, was “as radical and as revolutionary as any in history, if we measure the radicalism by the amount of social change that actually took place—by transformations in the relationships that bound people to each other.” Those transformations include rejection of monarchism, of a state religion, and of a class system based on both, as well as getting rid of primogeniture and other patriarchal laws while explicitly accepting and promoting representative democratic governance and egalitarian social goals.