Post the first paragraph of your manifesto if you have one. Don't worry I'm not a cop.
Post the first paragraph of your manifesto if you have one. Don't worry I'm not a cop
Colton Phillips
Joseph Foster
Sneed is the name of the proprietor of a feed and seed store.
Evan Martinez
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
David Hughes
Dear Goyim,
Fuck holohoax. Anally we honk and suck. Niggers tongue my anus knock-knock memeflag smacks lips. Tyrannosaurus goth gf tiddies niggers get leafs throbbing the Benis Martin Luther king. The muttlaw niggers turned himself into a pickle. Larry in two more weeks BBC. Furthermore, SNEEEEEEED. Sōyim, we niggers propogate ruined anus emails CIA brand speedos. Therefore, Laineyball.
-Hitler
Ethan Roberts
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, are going to kill all the kikes.
Henry Ross
WHEN I WAS
Nolan Robinson
Op is a faggot, and thus i'm justified in commiting this massacre.
Sage and goodbye
Julian Perez
Niggers
Brayden King
Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end
Hudson Perez
I have two middle school kids.. you can barely get zoomers to write a sentence for homework. The news reporting some zoomer wrote a 200 page manifesto is the fakest shit ever.
Julian James
Feds get the fucking rope
Jonathan Cooper
My Motive was boredom. . .
Ryder White
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
Zachary Cook
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Ryder Sullivan
I will cum
Jace Anderson
The CIA niggers glow in the dark, you can see them if you're driving. You just run them over
Christopher Thompson
>This manifesto is dedicated to my federal agent groomers and handlers, without you, this wouldn't be possible
Lincoln Young
Hey man, put them back where you found them.
Ryan Kelly
You shouldnt have fucked with the McRib.
Justin Clark
MY MANIFESTO
AHEM
PAGE ONE:
The coward wretch whose hand and heart
Can bear to torture aught below,
Is ever first to quail and start
From the slightest pain or equal foe.
Bertrand Russell
“The American Revolution,” historian Gordon S. Wood writes, was “as radical and as revolutionary as any in history, if we measure the radicalism by the amount of social change that actually took place—by transformations in the relationships that bound people to each other.” Those transformations include rejection of monarchism, of a state religion, and of a class system based on both, as well as getting rid of primogeniture and other patriarchal laws while explicitly accepting and promoting representative democratic governance and egalitarian social goals.
Ian Kelly
My name is Jon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Zachary Smith
This is fantastic
Tyler Fisher
WELCOME ABOARD. This publication marks the 25th anniversary of the Third World War, called the "Quiet War/' being conducted using subjective biological warfare, fought with "silent weapons."
Justin Roberts
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard wo
Jose Richardson
How many words am I limited too? I'll just post Adolf's greatest work.
Matthew Perez
*ahem*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK GOOKS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK BASEDFAGGOTS
FUCK VEGANS
FUCK LEFRISTS
FUCK NORMIES
FUCK CHRISTKEKS
FUCK SCIENTOLOGISTS
FUCK EVERY NIGGER CULTIST UNDER THE SUN
FUCK MOLOCH
FUCK ASTAROTH
FUCK EVERY GOETIC DEMON SUMMONED HERE BY THAT FUCKING KIKE SOLOMON
FUCK REDDIT
FUCK FREEMASONS
FUCK TRAILER TRASH
BUT MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
FUCK
J A N N I E S
oh yeah and P.S. RAPE WOMEN
Jayden Rogers
It has become clear that the tide of Jewish hegemonic control of the United States of America and every other eco-politically significant country in the world. We are currently living under the rule of a one-world government. We are living in an apocalyptic dystopia and the great blinding of the population. The mind-blank consumerist, sight beyond sight, the inside-outside sight. The Mind numbing brain control devices. I see what is becoming and I will not let it go on. You will see in the following pages why I decided do what I have done.
Isaiah Sullivan
Shieeeet well if you put it like mr. dontglowalot...
I likes the grape drank the bestest and is da best drank to go wit frid chiken. like u eva b on a hot pavment & apin' out & u grab sum chiken 'n grape drank?
Das muh manifesto, nigga
Carter Ward
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Christian Cooper
Nigger, nigger nigger, nigger. Nigger nigger nigger; nigger (nigger), nigger. Nigger.
Nathaniel Adams
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Jose Powell
Is this a real photo? Why is she sitting on top of rainn wilson? Funfact hes almost all norwegian, which would explain why hes actually more likeable than any other character on that stinky show.
Jace Jones
>tfw your groomer stopped trying to push you into hijinks and now just plays games with you
A kind and loving God if there ever was one
Brandon Peterson
The mcdouble used to be on the dollar menu. It was 1 dollar for a double cheeseburger. That turned into the $1.30 menu than the $1.69 menu and guess what, now if I want a Mcdouble, it costs $2.69. It takes a minimum of 4 to have a decent filling meal. After taxes and condiment add ons, I end up paying $15 for a mcdouble fix. I might as well go to a restaurant. I also suspect they've been getting smaller and smaller. How do you expect me to wagecuck an hour when I can't even afford a meal of mcdoubles for an hour of toiling? AAAAHHHHHH
Adam Ward
Remember that I will always love you