Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Post the first paragraph of your manifesto if you have one. Don't worry I'm not a cop
Is this a real photo? Why is she sitting on top of rainn wilson? Funfact hes almost all norwegian, which would explain why hes actually more likeable than any other character on that stinky show.
>tfw your groomer stopped trying to push you into hijinks and now just plays games with you
A kind and loving God if there ever was one
The mcdouble used to be on the dollar menu. It was 1 dollar for a double cheeseburger. That turned into the $1.30 menu than the $1.69 menu and guess what, now if I want a Mcdouble, it costs $2.69. It takes a minimum of 4 to have a decent filling meal. After taxes and condiment add ons, I end up paying $15 for a mcdouble fix. I might as well go to a restaurant. I also suspect they've been getting smaller and smaller. How do you expect me to wagecuck an hour when I can't even afford a meal of mcdoubles for an hour of toiling? AAAAHHHHHH
Remember that I will always love you