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Wait a minute so this show is actually bad

remove rat

im guessing the vein of mithril they find eventually turns into the great hall of moria?

Cease.

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>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah)
>AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD
>WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)

>ON YOUR BOARDS SHILL THE SLOP
>LOOKING FOR NIGGERS THEY'RE IN THE PLOT (Huh)
>EVERY POST MAKE POCKET CHANGE
>BEZOS PAY ME, LAWD DEM RANGS (Woo!)
>WHERE THE GOYSLOP, I GOTS TO KNOW
>GOTTA MAKE NEW THREADS FORE IT 404 (Huh)
>NIGGER ELF RAT WIFE I GOTSTA POST
>GAININ MONEY
>BEZOS DOUGH (Woo!)

>YO I JUST WORE OUT MY PURPLE DILATOR
>MY HOLE CLOSIN NOW, DOCTOR ISNT OPEN TILL LATER
>POST GOYSLOP WITH ONE HAND WHILE I HOLD MY WOUND OPEN
>MAKIN $.40 PER POST NO BALLS IN OUR SCROTUM

>GOYIM SLOPPERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST SLOP ON THIS SHITE (yeah)
>AND YOU GON LET US GROOM A CHILD
>WE JUST WANNA LAWD DEM (dilate)

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el ratto

best episode so far

4/10

>I HAVE TO GO WEST
Why are Numenorians so shit at geography?

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damn now I'm excited to get home and see it

>elf workers taking your trades

lmfao

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and what of Good Cossutius?

"I'm acting"

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>No Nori

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>The forge is almost complete after like a few days.

I'd say that it's possible that months have passed, except it doesn't look like that at all in the Mordor and Numenor storylines.
This is going to have the same issue as late GoT where time and distance have no meaning and it feels like different storylines are going at different speeds, isn't it?

>im acting

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Inkeeper says it's been weeks since the meteor fell

>guard closes door behind her
>doesn't matter, she pushes them into cell anyway
>last one just lets himself be pushed in
>she somehow locks it even though all the guards will have keys anyway

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He means the Western part of Numenor, which is pro-faithful

>Arondir, now that my orcs have killed all the other elves for no particular reason and have reduced our daytime shift to zero, I want you to deliver a message for me
>as a sign of good faith I will even return your sword, bow and arrows, yes all those weapons that you have previously discarded while crawling in the tunnels
>why no, I won't tell the other orcs on the way not to kill you, we haven't invented the cellphone yet, silly
>no, not even the invisible orcs that killed good Crassus in the last episode
>don't worry, they're really not that dangerous, bet you can carry an injured gyppo kid around and still outrun at least 50 of them
>worst case scenario, just step into sunlight, they can't follow you there, they will probably also have an episode of collective Alzheimer's and forget to fire arrows at you
>now go already

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focused, channelling them emotions like a sharp blade

Dwarf and starman storylines are the only ones I care about so far

This baffles me, Isildur wants to go to Valinor what?

you tried

This kek, incels hated Galadriel in Fellowship too and trashed Blanchett for her 'cringe overacting'

They hated Arwen even more though

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is this a nipple

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Americans can't stop injecting fascism in their shows.

No, that's a rat.

you aren't even old enough to have watched fellowship in theaters

I was ready to tear apart this show because of the woke casting but honestly it is so boring it doesn't need me to sling shit at it

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>in control of her emotions, not acting like a retard and actually knows what she's talking about
>stone cold bad bitch
these "people" have no idea what they're talking about

Even though they cut away from the action to hide the retardedness it still looks retarded

>Frodo, did Galadriel ever tell you about the time I pretended to be a human mortal named Halbrand and tricked her into sleeping with me? By Melkor, shit was cash. Can you imagine what it was like? To be able to fuck supple feisty Galadriel in her prime? Of course not, you manlet, no elf would ever fuck you. You think Gimli was lucky because she gave him a few strands of her hair? Halfling, I used to floss my teeth with her pubes every day. It was like a constant teleporno. And she was completely oblivious to my identity. You should've seen her face once she caught on. Wouldn't believe it at first. "No! Not my precious mantoy Halbrand! Couldn't be Halbrand!" I'm telling you Frodo, autistic elven pussy makes you strange.
>And there is no life in the void, Frodo, only death.

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Tried again, failed again.

What's stopping him?

only an autist could write something like this
you were born in 2002

/vg/ tourist who happens to love Tolkien here.
I can buy mean Galadriel, the Noldor are dicks, I can't buy stupid Galadriel or Galadriel who nerfs herself with a sword instead of using magic

>Imagine being Sauron in that scene and having to be all like "damn Galadriel, you so fine, all sexy with your saggy ass and ferret-like Wind In The Willows countenance. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me". when all he really wants is to forge another world-destroying superweapon in a volcano. Like seriously imagine having to be Mairon the Admirable and not only sit on that raft while Morfydd Clark flaunts her spindly body in front of you, the favorable CGI barely concealing her erect nipples, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected her backstroke. Not only having to tolerate her The Rescuers Go To Wales fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, IS THIS THE BEST ACTOR IN THE SERIES? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her verminous fucking weasel face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been betraying nothing but a steady diet of Numenorean Kings and Princesses and later alleged Maiar for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Angband. You've never even see anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her bony stomach as she sucks it in to avert frigidly from you smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "ethereal (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with conflict aversion therapists for the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in Middle Earth before Iluvatar could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sauron. You're not going to lose your future Lordship over this. Just bear it. Hide your true form and bear it.

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>Ahhhh save me Knife-Ears I'm sorry I called you Knife-Ears ahhhh save me

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At least rat girl matures into a beautiful and wise elf bro's.

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Honestly that scene and the effects are kind of silly, but her mentioning only white fanboys means the black and other colour fanboys were dumb enough to lap it up. Also implies only white fan-boys- are the only ones who respect Tolkien's work.

>Flat tits
sad.

At least give me a day and a month too.

the only good thing in this show so far are the orcs

>only an autist could write something like this
He says, posting on teevee

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>Galadriel who nerfs herself with a sword instead of using magic
Gandalf also uses a sword user, it's just standard in Tolkien's world. Even the gods use weapons and armour

classic elven figure

im here to laugh and bully people like you

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During which time Elrond goes from Lindon to Eregion, and from there to Moria and back with Dwarves. Then there's building time.
It takes Frodo 3-4 weeks to travel between Hobbiton and Rivendell btw.

Like who? The shit's retarded

So hot

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would

awww you got bullied in school too

Can we please just pretend this fucking show doesn't exist?

Our enemy is ready, his series is unleashed, Tolkiens world is ready to fall.

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