Imagine if you woke up on a US aircraft carrier

Your destination?

Mainland China.

And you're about to liberate it from tyranny and oppression, making the world safe for democracy.

How stoked would you be?

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*sprints to bomb magazine with a blasting cap and a hammer*

The EU is a slave of NATO. NATO is America. America is gay. You are gay.

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>How stoked would you be?
>Oh God we're all gonna die.

no way dude

>making the world safe for democracy
This is your first problem. Mob rule is what has gotten the world into the mess it is today. Too many brainwashed retards.

China is not going to be liberated they will just be bombed to a parking lot and a few warring tribes like the chinese are supposed to be

Straight to the on board Subway.

I would be playing Domination by Pantera while sitting in my F-18 and rubbing my face

I'd sabotage the carrier potentially crippling the globohomo assault force and then see Allah in paradise.

>making the world safe for democracy.
I wish i could travel back in time and strangle baby Wilson

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Terrified, I hate democracy and I don't want to die for it.

Jump.

Quickly do a racism or some other offense that gets me sent home immediately. Fake (lel) being crazy. Something like that.

looks kino would be a pretty cool death in war serving on a fleet like that

Unless I’m a growler pilot, I could care less

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超級stoked啊。十分stoked吧!

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Oooh, yeah...well okay

Kek

If I got to fly the planes and drop bombs... Well pretty excited not going to lie.