Your destination?
Mainland China.
And you're about to liberate it from tyranny and oppression, making the world safe for democracy.
How stoked would you be?
Imagine if you woke up on a US aircraft carrier
Jonathan Lewis
Luis Kelly
*sprints to bomb magazine with a blasting cap and a hammer*
Ethan Wright
The EU is a slave of NATO. NATO is America. America is gay. You are gay.
Isaiah Robinson
>How stoked would you be?
>Oh God we're all gonna die.
Aiden Diaz
no way dude
Tyler Murphy
>making the world safe for democracy
This is your first problem. Mob rule is what has gotten the world into the mess it is today. Too many brainwashed retards.
Jaxson Hall
China is not going to be liberated they will just be bombed to a parking lot and a few warring tribes like the chinese are supposed to be
Cameron Myers
Straight to the on board Subway.
Caleb Reed
I would be playing Domination by Pantera while sitting in my F-18 and rubbing my face
James Thomas
I'd sabotage the carrier potentially crippling the globohomo assault force and then see Allah in paradise.
Hudson Wright
>making the world safe for democracy.
I wish i could travel back in time and strangle baby Wilson
William Parker
Terrified, I hate democracy and I don't want to die for it.
Landon Parker
Jump.
Zachary Lee
Quickly do a racism or some other offense that gets me sent home immediately. Fake (lel) being crazy. Something like that.
Henry Clark
looks kino would be a pretty cool death in war serving on a fleet like that
Ian Ward
Unless I’m a growler pilot, I could care less
Nolan Clark
超級stoked啊。十分stoked吧!
Michael Jenkins
>Read post
>Check flag
>Hears strange palm rubbing noises
Oooh, yeah...well okay
Jaxon Williams
Kek
Luke Young
If I got to fly the planes and drop bombs... Well pretty excited not going to lie.
Xavier Gomez
Not dem democracy..they ARE the tyranny and oppression... Fuck them and their new world order...
Christian Morales
...
Henry Bailey
Honestly? Ecstatic. I'd be about to watch millions of bugmen die.
Luke Moore
Only reasonable response
Carson Fisher
Before you see China the carrier is sunk. Now what.
Daniel Watson
Don't give a fuck about chinks
Carson Williams
Hey you there grunt!
Get on the landing boat front and center!
>Remember every depiction of Normandy
Joshua Perry
>aircraft carrier
>landing boat
Yeah, something doesn't quite add up there...