Your destination?
Mainland China.
And you're about to liberate it from tyranny and oppression, making the world safe for democracy.
How stoked would you be?
Imagine if you woke up on a US aircraft carrier
Jonathan Lewis
Luis Kelly
*sprints to bomb magazine with a blasting cap and a hammer*
Ethan Wright
The EU is a slave of NATO. NATO is America. America is gay. You are gay.
Isaiah Robinson
>How stoked would you be?
>Oh God we're all gonna die.
Aiden Diaz
no way dude
Tyler Murphy
>making the world safe for democracy
This is your first problem. Mob rule is what has gotten the world into the mess it is today. Too many brainwashed retards.
Jaxson Hall
China is not going to be liberated they will just be bombed to a parking lot and a few warring tribes like the chinese are supposed to be
Cameron Myers
Straight to the on board Subway.
Caleb Reed
I would be playing Domination by Pantera while sitting in my F-18 and rubbing my face
James Thomas
I'd sabotage the carrier potentially crippling the globohomo assault force and then see Allah in paradise.