Roll for your retarded "super power"

Roll for your retarded "super power"
>0 Ice cream whenever you want
>1 indestructible velcro shoes
>2 can safely eat anything (good for those yummy coins and paint chips)
>3 flight (can only fly up and down, no lateral movement)
>4 super retard strength (doesn't work on inanimate objects)
>5 giant retard dick
>6 tongue can never get stuck to frozen metal poles
>7 photographic memory (only for bus schedules)
>8 can turn anything you touch into candy
>9 fluent in any language so long as the subject is trains, Nascar, or what you did yesterday)

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ROLLIN

iwan icecweem

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HELL YEAH ICE CREAM

GET FUCKED RETARD LOLZ

Rulin

Rolling for French Fries

Most of these sound alright. Roll.

nice!
yu gots big reeterd divk!

idoneven cawe i got deh vewcwow shoes and deh shoes are vewcwow so i can dodem myself and... uhhh iceweam and candy

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nyaaahh yaaayy!1

WHY AWE YOU WUNNING!?

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Rolling for indestructible velcros

come on indestructible velcro shoes!
rollin!

Supew stwong and nascaw in my vewcwow shoes yay

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fuck! what kind of retard would stick his tongue on a metal pole anyways.

ROLL

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