Roll for your retarded "super power"
>0 Ice cream whenever you want
>1 indestructible velcro shoes
>2 can safely eat anything (good for those yummy coins and paint chips)
>3 flight (can only fly up and down, no lateral movement)
>4 super retard strength (doesn't work on inanimate objects)
>5 giant retard dick
>6 tongue can never get stuck to frozen metal poles
>7 photographic memory (only for bus schedules)
>8 can turn anything you touch into candy
>9 fluent in any language so long as the subject is trains, Nascar, or what you did yesterday)
Roll for your retarded "super power"
William James
Adrian Ward
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Justin Sanchez
ROLLIN
Thomas Baker
iwan icecweem
Justin Ortiz
HELL YEAH ICE CREAM
GET FUCKED RETARD LOLZ
Brandon Fisher
Rulin
Elijah Nelson
Rolling for French Fries
Nathan Miller
Most of these sound alright. Roll.
Ethan Diaz
nice!
yu gots big reeterd divk!
Dominic Morales
idoneven cawe i got deh vewcwow shoes and deh shoes are vewcwow so i can dodem myself and... uhhh iceweam and candy