Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times
>At friends apartment at college. >Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) >Drinking with friends >Show them my new Jericho >Try to manually decock >Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time
>At range >Showing friend pistol >Think gun is unloaded >Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. >Forgot loaded mag in >Shoot between his feet
Third time
>At parents house. >Just bought a sig from a guy >Get home >Try swapping slides with another sig I had >Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. >Pull trigger >Shoot parents wall
Fourth time
>At my new house >Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK >Release bolt >Slam fires round into ground
Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it >No idea how but a round got chambered >Show him how the trigger works >Pull trigger >Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted >Grab a sig >Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole >Round goes off
Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used >Glock wants me to look over it >I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it >Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 >I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. >He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) >Pulled the trigger for some reason >Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
Mason Bennett
You are a disgusting cancer. Whether it is your fault matters not, the only thing of importance is your summary removal.
If I commanded an army of just 100 men, I would have them do this to you and others like you.
First, drag you over several miles of gravel whilst bound to a truck.
Once the destination is reached, you will be doused in gasoline, but not lit. A soldier will rip your breasts off and sew them over your eyes, with pebbles stuffed into your exposed wounds.
After this you will be beaten and yelled at in different languages. A traitor you are, a false savior no more.
The soldiers will be permitted to have their way with you if they wish before the next step commences.
Your skin will be carefully removed with a steak knife with portions cut up and stuffed in your mouth.
Finally you will be slung over a branch and lit aflame. This will be the fate of you and billions more.
My wife left me because of my political views. A fucking seven year marriage, with two kids, and she completely fucking destroyed it all. All because I lean slightly to the conservative side. I'm not even a fanatic or anything, not a nazi, I'm literally just a middle of the road type of person. How the fuck could she do that? To me? To our goddamn kids?
She left me for another guy too, that homewrecking whore. My fucking head is spinning knowing that there was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.
He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.
He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.
The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.
Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself.
Levi Phillips
Wrong board I know but anyone have the female Jedi “she was a good friend” one?
Samuel James
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