What's the funniest joke you know, Any Forums?

A jew and his 10 year old son are walking down a market. The boy sees a man selling watermelons, and proceeds to ask hia father:
"Father! Please buy me a watermelon, they look so delicious, I wonder what they taste like!"
The father buys the boy a 2cm thick slice of watermelon. The boy is happy.
8 years later, on the boy's birthday party, he asks his dad:
"Father, now that I am 18 years old, I want to try some beer!"
to which the father replied:
"Are you dumb, drinking beer after that watermelon?"

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Break her shoulders.