What's the funniest joke you know, Any Forums?
What's the funniest joke you know, Any Forums?
Luke Ward
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Mason Bailey
Why would he laugh at that donkey?
I'd be upset at that nigger bitch eating my goddamn figs.
Jace Cox
you forget to mention that both Chrys and his ass were wine drunk.
the donkey was stumbling, eating, and attempting to reach for more to eat, all while swaying like a drunk does.
Chrys was plastered too.
i was there.
shit was so cash fr fr no cap hats off
Angel Smith
i thought it meant figs as in his testicles, and he died from other people laughing at him
Josiah Perry
get figgy with it
Asher Gutierrez
It's not"the aristocrats", that's for fucking sure.
Jordan Mitchell
Two ducks were sitting in a pond. One of the ducks said: "Quack". The other duck said: "I was going to say that!"
Carter Miller
One communist says to another
>comrade, i am hungry
the other replies
>no comrade!
>WE are hungry!
Jordan Baker
One communist say to another
>Comrade, i am cold
the other replies
>no comrade!
>WE are cold!
Jackson Gomez
Past, present, and future all walk into a bar.
It was tense..
Jace Green
I was eating pussy the other night when all of a sudden I tasted donkey cum. I sat right up and said, “Oh Grandma! So that’s how you died!”
Michael Campbell
yeah I know one joke, the bavarian cream pie.
Joseph Rivera
knock knock
> who’s there
coo coo cutch
> coo coo cutch who
….
you’re no John Lennon
Robert Fisher
This is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. Also the only joke in here that's made me laugh. Thank you user
Cameron Collins
My pleasure, user
Ryder Brown
why would you say that to her if she's dead? Can dead people talk in your jokes?
Daniel Baker
what do you call a monkey wearing a suit , sitting in a tree ?
A branch manager
Grayson Smith
Those of us who aren’t autistic sometimes think out loud
Samuel Flores
At least a bird didn't kill him by dropping a turtle on his head. Guy had a good time and went out laughing. Imagine looking up the in sky and squiting and thinking what the fuck was that? and a turtle bonks you on the head and your dead because some asshole bird bit off more than it could chew.
Adrian Allen
A jew and his 10 year old son are walking down a market. The boy sees a man selling watermelons, and proceeds to ask hia father:
"Father! Please buy me a watermelon, they look so delicious, I wonder what they taste like!"
The father buys the boy a 2cm thick slice of watermelon. The boy is happy.
8 years later, on the boy's birthday party, he asks his dad:
"Father, now that I am 18 years old, I want to try some beer!"
to which the father replied:
"Are you dumb, drinking beer after that watermelon?"
Isaac Bailey
We are all NPCs for rich people
Jonathan Long
How do you titty fuck a 7 year old?
Break her shoulders.