ITT: super powers but anons give them downsides/curses

ITT: super powers but anons give them downsides/curses

I can teleport.

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> I can teleport
But when you hit your destination you've always shit yourself.

I can see through walls

>I can see through walls
But when you activate it you get an erection so fierce it actually hurts a bit

>I can see through walls

But you have to cum inside a Wal-Mart employee within 12 hours

I work as a Wal-Mart employee and I can give people brain freeze

I can "VCR" time (like pause play rewind fast-forward)

Only if you put your finger in their mouth

>I can "VCR" time (like pause play rewind fast-forward)

Someone has taped over certain parts of your life with intense gay gangbangs. No way of telling when and if you find one you have to see it through.

I can fly

but you have advanced stomach cancer

But to land you must jizz on a statue

I can have complete mind control over people.

I don't see the drawback please try again

I can undo any downside or curse given to me at any given time, even one that is given to me after this post

>I can VCR time

But if you use your power too much you start losing your features (like eyebrows, lips, muscles, eyes etc.)

>I can repair people's DNA with sound resonance

>you've always shit yourself.
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That's better...

The sound is you whistling "baby shark" from your anus

i can freeze time

>I can fly
But I cannot land well. I cripple a different body part every time.

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But you can't move when it's frozen.

I'm absolutely invincible

I can change people's skin color, but they keep their mentality/IQ

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But only aslong as u can hold your breath

To unfreeze time you must make something cum inside you

ur whole life falls to pieces and all you crave is to die

I can manipulate blood.

I can shapeshift

Your dick never changes.

but you forgot how to

but only menstral blood

better quality

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but you lose 2 inches ( 6cm) off your height every time you do

I can bestow inner peace to anyone anywhere

what happens when you reach 2in height because you couldn't stop shape shifting into an animal that can suck it's own dick tho?

you have the bullshit rules from jumper and dragon ball z

you absorb their negative energy in exchange.

I can poop like a normal person and not spend 45 minutes wiping