ITT: super powers but anons give them downsides/curses

ITT: super powers but anons give them downsides/curses

I can teleport.

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> I can teleport
But when you hit your destination you've always shit yourself.

I can see through walls

>I can see through walls
But when you activate it you get an erection so fierce it actually hurts a bit

>I can see through walls

But you have to cum inside a Wal-Mart employee within 12 hours

I work as a Wal-Mart employee and I can give people brain freeze

I can "VCR" time (like pause play rewind fast-forward)

Only if you put your finger in their mouth

>I can "VCR" time (like pause play rewind fast-forward)

Someone has taped over certain parts of your life with intense gay gangbangs. No way of telling when and if you find one you have to see it through.

I can fly

but you have advanced stomach cancer

But to land you must jizz on a statue

I can have complete mind control over people.