What happens in the Midwest? Never been there. I just know it's very flat

What happens in the Midwest? Never been there. I just know it's very flat.

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The flat happens west and south of your map for the most part, bud.
As for what happens it depends on where you are. That map is not specific. You get hicks and city folks, culture changes pretty locally. Lots of bars, even towns with a few hundred people have a bar.
t. I've only lived in Iowa.

cold
gloomy
boring

You get nutty white girls who are hopped up on prescription medications. There's a reason so many of them can't keep a man.

Meth

You ever been to Toppling Goliath?

Moved from CA to Missouri 2 years ago. Spent my whole life until 28 in CA. Shits way cheaper here. Most rural people are simple folk. Young men are obsessed with trucks and guns and looking masculine by chewing tobacco. Young women are obsessed with either God (or church for that matter since church is social) or being a country girl whatever the fuck that means.

The cities are a bit more diverse and that's where a lot more crime is and where those same church girls end up on the street asking you to let them suck yer cack for 20 bucks

Actually Kansas is the place thats flat, I'm British and even I know that.

Idk. I just drink in the woods by myself

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I would like to. Love their stuff, lived in Cedar Falls for years but never made the trip. I hear Decorah is beautiful.

It's still snowing here in the upper peninsula of Michigan.

It's like the Northeast but no good.

its mostly meth and jesus.

>those same church girls end up on the street asking you to let them suck yer cack for 20 bucks
dear Lord,I HATE women. Not a single one of them is worth it,they are all less than garbage

I have lived in most of the major city's in the Midwest depending on what you want all the major city's are crime ridden that can be good or bad depending on life style

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[spoiler]im gay[/spoiler]

>dis nigga didn't have $20 on him

Every single meth head in the cities has the same story.
I love God God loves me I just fell on hard times my boyfriend raped me and abused me the and then my pastor shit on my moms face but we couldn't tell anyone so my mom killed herself and I had to suck dick to support my siblings and that's how I got addicted to math or some stupid shit like that. None of them are ever in their situation because it's their own fault none of them take responsibility they're literally retarded.

Kek

Just people doing their 9-5. Lots of tech jobs outside silicon valley.

Can still buy a 3 bedroom house for 100K.

Meth galore. everyone is on prescriptions. very racist and bigots. don't believe in covid.

yep, sounds about right

I'd like to move there and get Midwest gf but I'm Latino. Not sure if I'll get accepted there.

dude....there are fucktons of latinos around here.
don't even fret that shit.

Can you come and open some good Mexican restaurants?

Who do you think does the labor on all the farms and dairies?

Looking for a roommate? I'm thinking about moving to the up. I'm an unemployed overweight alcoholic manlet but don't let that scare you

>addicted to math

Sure. Will you be my client?

lol