What happens in the Midwest? Never been there. I just know it's very flat

What happens in the Midwest? Never been there. I just know it's very flat.

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The flat happens west and south of your map for the most part, bud.
As for what happens it depends on where you are. That map is not specific. You get hicks and city folks, culture changes pretty locally. Lots of bars, even towns with a few hundred people have a bar.
t. I've only lived in Iowa.

cold
gloomy
boring

You get nutty white girls who are hopped up on prescription medications. There's a reason so many of them can't keep a man.

Meth

You ever been to Toppling Goliath?

Moved from CA to Missouri 2 years ago. Spent my whole life until 28 in CA. Shits way cheaper here. Most rural people are simple folk. Young men are obsessed with trucks and guns and looking masculine by chewing tobacco. Young women are obsessed with either God (or church for that matter since church is social) or being a country girl whatever the fuck that means.

The cities are a bit more diverse and that's where a lot more crime is and where those same church girls end up on the street asking you to let them suck yer cack for 20 bucks

Actually Kansas is the place thats flat, I'm British and even I know that.

Idk. I just drink in the woods by myself

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I would like to. Love their stuff, lived in Cedar Falls for years but never made the trip. I hear Decorah is beautiful.