ITT: Cool things to say before killing someone.
ITT: Cool things to say before killing someone
"stop fetishizing murder"
"i know you are but what am i"
La Fromage
Know how to take a load?
Poo poo pee pee
Eat shit, asshole.
"That will do pig"
And Shepard's we shall be...
Bebdebebebe that’s all folks
I'm going to kill you
Some motherfuckers are always tryna ice skate uphill.
If you don't want to keep the change, well then you don't have to
I would do anything for a Klondike bar
A hole in one or your heads bitch.
I have decided to let you live
Time to put chlorine in the gene pool.
You don't have to even kill someone to make use of that. You could just shoot someone's nutsack off.
"I'm going to make sure everyone knows you enjoyed eating black women's shit."
>bang
Imagine the smell.
It's just been revoked.
Bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear
That no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here
I'll have what she's having
If my math checks out, this time machine will make it like I never shot you, stole your car, and fucked your wife.
MY NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!!
Hey now, your an all star, get your brains blown
And you will know my name is the Lord
When I lay my vengeance upon thee
Eat shit and die and try not to stain my lapel
Pasta Lavesta
All the way down
You remind me of a guy I killed last Tuesday. Needless to say he is no longer with us.
BOOM
die grandmother. i always hated you.
Candlejack sends his regar
DIE you feminist scum, men are tired of your one sided bullshit
9-11 was an outside job, like raking leafs or any kind of yard work bitch
>heh I guess you... you can go out to... the... um... it's... um, time, for the gun...
>*gun misfires and blows off hand*
Can't we all just get along!?