ITT: Cool things to say before killing someone

I'm going to kill you

Some motherfuckers are always tryna ice skate uphill.

If you don't want to keep the change, well then you don't have to

I would do anything for a Klondike bar

A hole in one or your heads bitch.

I have decided to let you live

Time to put chlorine in the gene pool.

You don't have to even kill someone to make use of that. You could just shoot someone's nutsack off.

"I'm going to make sure everyone knows you enjoyed eating black women's shit."
>bang

Imagine the smell.

It's just been revoked.

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Bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear
That no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here

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I'll have what she's having

If my math checks out, this time machine will make it like I never shot you, stole your car, and fucked your wife.

MY NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!!

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Hey now, your an all star, get your brains blown

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And you will know my name is the Lord
When I lay my vengeance upon thee

Eat shit and die and try not to stain my lapel

Pasta Lavesta

All the way down

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You remind me of a guy I killed last Tuesday. Needless to say he is no longer with us.

BOOM

die grandmother. i always hated you.

Candlejack sends his regar

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DIE you feminist scum, men are tired of your one sided bullshit

9-11 was an outside job, like raking leafs or any kind of yard work bitch

>heh I guess you... you can go out to... the... um... it's... um, time, for the gun...
>*gun misfires and blows off hand*

Can't we all just get along!?