What kind of spider is this?

a gay one

Kiss him

That's the right size but it doesn't have the markings. It's not where it was now so can't get any more pics
Ireland

It's a this-is-my-highlight-of-the-month spider.
You lucky bastard.

From the pic guessing like...2cm-3cm with legs?

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I think it's this, cupboard spider

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Not all false widows get the distinct "M" mark. Some morphs stay black. It really looks like a false widow.

Correct

Well it could be a false window I suppose, wasn't any trouble as it stayed up in its corner and nobody bothered it