What kind of spider is this?

What kind of spider is this?

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a blurry one

nigger spider

Yeah I know I took 4 or 5 shots and that was the best one

False widow.

Get a lil closer

Or can you see any distinct markings? Use a flashlight.

Also what region of the world do you live in that'll seriously narrow it down.

Itsy Bitsy

fentanyl widow

It's a Brown Omoron House Spider harmless unless you butt sex it. Google Wikipedian.