Looking for someone to share my cheese with

Looking for someone to share my cheese with.

Hello kind strangers of the interwebz, I am a farmer lad from the countryside. And i am looking for a friendly someone to go out with and share a nice wheel of cheese with.

I assure you, this cheese is of the greatest quality, handcrafted with love and care.

Don't worry, the cheese doesn't have to be used all at once (unless you have something epic in mind)

Thank you for your time and it's cheesed to meet you!

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I like cheese where u at?

....mmmmmm....

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Not OP but people say how dedicated I am to being a punk in my old age
because I dress like a fucking rockstar
I'm a fucking retard and everyone thinks I'm smart because I am original.

Bro I always wanted to start making my own cheese but I don't want to buy whole milk.

You made this yourself?

Make sure to get some wine. Bite the cheese the wax create a film on the teeth. Take a sip of wine swish it around let the two tastes merge then taste the mixture in your mouth. Swallow and repeat. Not like the uncultured do where you just get drunk.

I think its difficult to make cheese without milk user

fake, redd*t old pic from some girl who was gifted a cheese wheel by her crush, kys

I want a cow, only city folk buy whole milk

yeah ill take it i guess

I watch a lot of video of a urban cheesemaker from my area. feel like asmr and gave me a new love for stronger cheese.

Keep up the good work of the land brother, i have a pipedream of owning my own land and goats and living simply out of crafting goat cheese.

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Ate you the guy that took that bitch on a date and gave her a cheese wheel that was 12kg? I just saw a meme.

I'd go crazy if some dude offered me a big wheel of cheese he made himself.
Husband material.

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I know you are being ironic and only joking but i would really like to have a cheese friend

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what do cheese friends do?

it doesn’t matter you are probably looking for a cheese girl friend anyways

Eat cheese with wine and speak french in public.

Who isnt?

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Thank you good sir.

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im genuinely curious