Hello kind strangers of the interwebz, I am a farmer lad from the countryside. And i am looking for a friendly someone to go out with and share a nice wheel of cheese with.
I assure you, this cheese is of the greatest quality, handcrafted with love and care.
Don't worry, the cheese doesn't have to be used all at once (unless you have something epic in mind)
Thank you for your time and it's cheesed to meet you!
Not OP but people say how dedicated I am to being a punk in my old age because I dress like a fucking rockstar I'm a fucking retard and everyone thinks I'm smart because I am original.
Sebastian Russell
Bro I always wanted to start making my own cheese but I don't want to buy whole milk.
You made this yourself?
Isaiah Evans
Make sure to get some wine. Bite the cheese the wax create a film on the teeth. Take a sip of wine swish it around let the two tastes merge then taste the mixture in your mouth. Swallow and repeat. Not like the uncultured do where you just get drunk.
Nathaniel Carter
I think its difficult to make cheese without milk user
Brody Hughes
fake, redd*t old pic from some girl who was gifted a cheese wheel by her crush, kys