I love these threads
Be me
Adam Baker
Wyatt Perry
Caleb Morales
>I need to read abput incest to be happy
Time to neck yourself.
Ayden Cook
Ayden Hall
Excuse me, nigger? You better shut the dirty fucking monkey mouth when white men are talking, porch monkey.
Jose Rivera
Rare thread
Benjamin Perry
>be me
>mommy's 32 yo 500 lbs tendie processing machine
>today's a rare Leave The Crib as my monthly meeting with Dr Chad is due
>with a pristine new diapie and a pack of warm clothes (it's cold outside!) I roll into my steel-reinforced electrical stroller
>mommy straps my enourmous tummy with multiple belts, kisses me in the cheek and we go to the hospital
>we proceed through glittering shop windows and sidewalks covered with snow, the air of winter morning is fresh and chill
>spit on chaddy adults passing by
>some middle aged woman in front of us dodges my spits perfectly
>activate all of my tactical genius and sharpshooting skills, close my eye, aim...
>BITCH MOMMY TURNS MY STROLLER AND SAYS WE'VE ARRIVED
>scream and try to flail my arms but the belts hold me
>Dr Chad and mommy spend an hour talking about some adult nonsense, as usual
We're terribly sorry. Despite our best efforts, your son's mental decline progresses steadily. As you can see, even experimental medication show zero effect.
>mommy breaks down in tears
I'll talk to the phisycian, but I'm afraid there's nothing we can do by now. Even with the latest research, his symptoms......
>fall asleep from sheer boredom
>wake up home from the fresh smell of steaming tendies
>mommy looks at me and cries for some reason
>whyareadultssoweird.jpeg
>nevertheless have a great dinner and play with my toy dinosaurs
Samuel James
Kek what a pathetic thread. You thought you were some hot shit creating this thread, expecting people to flood you with replies and memes.
No lol. Time to gas yourself for the very good of mankind, you little subhuman. Oh my God, what a terrible OP you are. Ruined this entire board with this dumb thread..
David Peterson
You should have ended it with them being poisoned tendies but still 9/10 would read again
Andrew Collins
I agree with this post. OP should fucking kill himself.