2022

>All that bloat
>Just for wiping ass
Holy shit what's wrong with just picrel? Toilet technology has been perfected for eons and you monkeys still use monkey shit like papers or over-engineered shits like that.

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Out of curiosity, I just looked at toilets on Lowes website and most basic-ass toilets are under $300, but you go to the Bidet section and they're all over $1000.

I realize that you can buy bidet attachments, but man, shouldn't it be easy to take the design of a $200 toilet and add a nozzle that shoots at your asshole? Bidets are pretty expensive.

This. I switched to a plant based diet. My poops were so clean I'd need one shit ticket. Not to mention hair is better, less oily skin, and my resting heart rate dropped by ten points. Never felt better.

that is what I use. Works well enough, and paper actually stings now. Only thing is, I like to keep it on for a while at high pressure, to ensure my ass is really clean, and in winter, it burns like hell (cold burn).

I just shower after I shit and wash my ass but my fellow amerifats' obsession with tp is absurd, especially when they went out to hog it all during the initial corona hysteria. That was pretty funny, and also sad that tp sold out but not soap.

Manual bidets (pic related, works just fine) are $35. A good toilet is $200. DIY, that's what I did.

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What does the Women setting do?

there is a 41% chance it will spray boiling water onto your bottom

YWNBAW

I have a bidet in all 4 toilets of my house and so do all my friends. But then again I'm originally from a part of the world where washing your ass is considered basic hygiene.