>2022
>in the western world it's STILL acceptable for a person after taking shit to just wipe their ass a few times with not even wet, flimsy toilet paper and call it a day
is getting nuked 2 times really the prerequisite to enjoying civilized toilets?
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Adam Ortiz
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Easton Sanders
what would happen if you turned on the bidet when you arent sitting on the toilet
would it shoot out water like a fountain?
Julian Gutierrez
poop fountain
Kayden Brown
It'll shoot out and hit you in the face
Parker Parker
>he gets shit all over himself when he poops
>he doesn't shower twice a day
>he actually sees brown when he wipes
NGMI. I can't remember the last time I had mud butt. Try eating a proper diet and getting some fiber. I shit one time every 24 hours 30 minutes after I wake up. I shower after I do it. I haven't had to purchase toilet paper in months. I only keep it around for guests and emergencies.
Gavin Richardson
I use wet wipes. I don't care about being sanitary I just really fucking hate the environment.
Alexander Barnes
There's a thing called a bidet in civilized countries
Carson Howard
Checked
Hunter Evans
This. Just get a bidet, costs no more than $40 and is easy to install
Ayden Torres
>All that bloat
>Just for wiping ass
Holy shit what's wrong with just picrel? Toilet technology has been perfected for eons and you monkeys still use monkey shit like papers or over-engineered shits like that.
Asher Lewis
Out of curiosity, I just looked at toilets on Lowes website and most basic-ass toilets are under $300, but you go to the Bidet section and they're all over $1000.
I realize that you can buy bidet attachments, but man, shouldn't it be easy to take the design of a $200 toilet and add a nozzle that shoots at your asshole? Bidets are pretty expensive.
Christopher Cook
This. I switched to a plant based diet. My poops were so clean I'd need one shit ticket. Not to mention hair is better, less oily skin, and my resting heart rate dropped by ten points. Never felt better.
Leo Rogers
that is what I use. Works well enough, and paper actually stings now. Only thing is, I like to keep it on for a while at high pressure, to ensure my ass is really clean, and in winter, it burns like hell (cold burn).
Connor Kelly
I just shower after I shit and wash my ass but my fellow amerifats' obsession with tp is absurd, especially when they went out to hog it all during the initial corona hysteria. That was pretty funny, and also sad that tp sold out but not soap.
Hudson Diaz
Manual bidets (pic related, works just fine) are $35. A good toilet is $200. DIY, that's what I did.
Wyatt Ortiz
What does the Women setting do?
Brayden Reyes
there is a 41% chance it will spray boiling water onto your bottom
Joshua Scott
YWNBAW
Liam Reed
I have a bidet in all 4 toilets of my house and so do all my friends. But then again I'm originally from a part of the world where washing your ass is considered basic hygiene.
Thomas Sullivan
People always touts the benefits of a bidet over toilet paper, but what the fuck do you guys do after spraying water all over your ass? What do you use to dry off all that shit water? Do you just put your underwear and pants back on with a wet, dripping asshole?
Jose Perry
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Hudson Martin
you dry it with toilet paper