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What's the dumbest thing you've done at an interview?
Nicholas Green
Thomas Cox
I PULLED OUT MY DICK AND SAID "COMPILE THIS, BITCH" THEN SWIPED HIS MONITOR OFF HIS DESK AND STORMED OUT
it was a job at mcdonalds
James Flores
>be inna military as a sysadmin
>military contract's up, time to get a real job
>was working with crypto and windows servers the whole time servin the cuntry
>don't even care what I get, am basically just taking a gap year, preferably AWAY from computers
>finally get an interview at Montana's
>whatever man i can throw bad meat on a bad grill for min wage
>"Thanks for interviewing with us today, user. I know you millennials think 10:30 is suuuuuper early in the morning, hehe."
>"It says here on your resume you've only ever held one tech industry job. The start date may be 2014, but one job isn't normally enough. How can we be sure you have enough experience?"
>before I can explain, he hands me a fucking dry-erase marker and an acetate transparency sheet and says
>"Can you code us a quick fizzbuzz on that sheet? Use whatever language you like, just make sure you can walk me through your code"
>quickly scribble a couple lines of COM "for /l" abuse bullshit like fit in a .bat
>finish, say "Well, this command here is like a normal for loop and runs thr--"
>he looks at the sheet, scowls, and cuts me off
>"Sorry user, we only hire rockstars here."
Why are big companies so obsessed with fizzbuzz anyway? Montana's doesn't even fucking make software
Landon Rivera
True story:
I was doing fine on the technical interview until I got a question about refactoring some OOP code. They showed it to me and after a quick glance I said "niggerlicious".
Guess what happened next
Ayden Murphy
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you lol?
Jason Barnes
If I'm doing UX only why do I need to know fizzbuzz
Brayden Clark
If this really is a true story I assume you're special Ed.
Hunter Rogers
>if statements
OK, again, to be honest, my JS knowledge is more regarding UI/UX based tasks. And I don't really understand the point of the question. Like, what's the use case? When would this come up in the role?
Juan Martinez
>I PULLED OUT MY DICK AND SAID "COMPILE THIS, BITCH" THEN SWIPED HIS MONITOR OFF HIS DESK AND STORMED OUT
>it was a job at mcdonalds
Everyone clapped
Eli Jackson
Imagine being so much of a retard you ever use IF statements and not the vastly more performant SWITCH statement.......