What's the dumbest thing you've done at an interview?

what's the dumbest thing you've done at an interview?

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Wow, that's just checking to see if you understand modulus operation and if statements. I'd be overjoyed seeing that in a coding interview.
t. poor student

>sharing screen to do coding test with interviewer
>going great so far
>"Hey, you mind if I take a look at your leetcode profile? Just to see how many you've done?"
>"Sure thing"
>type in leetcoe.com by accident
>Chinese porn scam site comes up
>computer immediately locks up, cannot close window
>interviewer is horrified
>I slam the laptop closed and call back in 5 minutes apologizing

I did not get the job. I also have another one where I threw up on myself maybe 10 minutes before walking in. I did manage to get a callback for that one but I ghosted them, it was a shit code monkey job. I also noticably teared up during my Facebook onsite when they asked my the hardest fucking dynamic programming question I ever heard and knew I was going to fail despite months of grind. The Google onsite was piss easy compared.

I'd say that dev jobs are safe for the foreseeable future.

kek, sounds based to me. if I were interviewing you I'd give you a pass

Turn up.

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Somebody post the image of pajeets trying to fake their way through interviews

String host = 69.63.176.13
int port = 3478;
Socket s = new Socket(host, port);
while (System.poo.clock() > 6 && System.poo.clock() < 7)
sendPooBytes("Good morning sir");

Have literally never done an interview since I got my first job 26 years ago. Have been headhunted for everything since then.

at a telephone sales job I said something like "I don't even like sales and the second something better comes up I intend on leaving"

they even did the bullshit "SELL ME THIS PEN" thing and the dude said i failed it spectacularly

still got the job because lol telephone sales

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var numbers = 100;

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I PULLED OUT MY DICK AND SAID "COMPILE THIS, BITCH" THEN SWIPED HIS MONITOR OFF HIS DESK AND STORMED OUT

it was a job at mcdonalds

>be inna military as a sysadmin
>military contract's up, time to get a real job
>was working with crypto and windows servers the whole time servin the cuntry
>don't even care what I get, am basically just taking a gap year, preferably AWAY from computers
>finally get an interview at Montana's
>whatever man i can throw bad meat on a bad grill for min wage
>"Thanks for interviewing with us today, user. I know you millennials think 10:30 is suuuuuper early in the morning, hehe."
>"It says here on your resume you've only ever held one tech industry job. The start date may be 2014, but one job isn't normally enough. How can we be sure you have enough experience?"
>before I can explain, he hands me a fucking dry-erase marker and an acetate transparency sheet and says
>"Can you code us a quick fizzbuzz on that sheet? Use whatever language you like, just make sure you can walk me through your code"
>quickly scribble a couple lines of COM "for /l" abuse bullshit like fit in a .bat
>finish, say "Well, this command here is like a normal for loop and runs thr--"

>he looks at the sheet, scowls, and cuts me off

>"Sorry user, we only hire rockstars here."

Why are big companies so obsessed with fizzbuzz anyway? Montana's doesn't even fucking make software

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True story:

I was doing fine on the technical interview until I got a question about refactoring some OOP code. They showed it to me and after a quick glance I said "niggerlicious".

Guess what happened next

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you lol?

If I'm doing UX only why do I need to know fizzbuzz

If this really is a true story I assume you're special Ed.

>if statements
OK, again, to be honest, my JS knowledge is more regarding UI/UX based tasks. And I don't really understand the point of the question. Like, what's the use case? When would this come up in the role?

>I PULLED OUT MY DICK AND SAID "COMPILE THIS, BITCH" THEN SWIPED HIS MONITOR OFF HIS DESK AND STORMED OUT
>it was a job at mcdonalds
Everyone clapped

Imagine being so much of a retard you ever use IF statements and not the vastly more performant SWITCH statement.......

this lmfao that tranny is a retard