How many of your are unironically 20+ KHHVs?

I'm thirty years old and the only time I had sex was when I was eight and an older boy from my neighborhood sodomized me.

Not that user but yes I do. It's not that I couldn't bypass it, but it actually helps me be more productive with other shit, and I view it as cheating in a video game, which I avoid.

I'm the only one in my family tree who became bald

As a broke non-virgin, I wouldn't mind being in that guy's shoes right now. Pussy is only good for the moment as far as I'm concerned. Once the moment passes, all you can hope for is a repeat of said moment until you again don't care anymore.

22, but not hugless or handless I guess. I've come to terms with it pretty much, a relationship is the last thing I want at the moment anyway and I can just jerk off a couple times a week to get rid of the horniness.

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>39 here
almost a true wizard
hope you've been able to reprogram your sex lust into a business venture or something

he can get a hooker and get over the meme at any point
and unlike women, men don't have a hymen to break
if you've fucked your hand, that's basically what you do with a pussy too, it's not rocket science

turning 25 in september
all I've done is grope women and have 1 kiss when i was 7
oh well porn is enough

Yeah i'm a khhv but I became more religious and stopped caring about it

I'm khhv, but I've been talking to a girl for a little bit and I think I actually found a good girl.
Seriously, I never knew someone could make me this happy. Just a month ago I was ready to just trash all those dating apps. Caroline, with your big brown eyes, I hope we're in it for the long haul.