How many of your are unironically 20+ KHHVs?

Any Forums is majority 35+ married with kids now but a silent majority.

I lost my v-card at 27. Not particularly ugly, but I disliked the idea of settling down with a girl even if it's something casual.
>but been dying from extremely painful and unfortunate chronic health conditions
What is it, if you don't mind me asking?

post your wrist

Certified truecel.

Good Morning Sir, do not redeem the debit card Sir

That's fucking disgusting

How do you do it user

damn.

I've had sex with only two women (my wife and some random slut), I'm 38 and feel like shit because I wish I had more sex with more women. I guess I should be thankful now.

Chronic pancreatitis. Progressing into constant gallbladder attacks. Can't eat & can't sleep, no relief. Excruciating pain and mental anguish. Triggered by moderate-high alcohol use around 20 years old and just progressively getting worse for years despite doing everything possible for my diet and health since then.

I lost my virginity at 21 to an escort. Worth it because it felt like a huge weight came off my shoulders. I recommend it to people fixated with their virginity. I rarely worry about sex now because I know I can pay for it whenever I truly want it.

Friend's dad had that. Didn't bode well for him in the end. Sorry for your situation but hopefully you soldier through it.

i'm 30 khhv

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you all got filtered by women

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Lost virginity at 16. 27 now and my lay count is only 12. Wasted way too much time getting attached to girls and the last one actually tried to kill me when I left her. Haven’t bothered with women for over a year and just fucking prostitutes. They don’t count for my count.

I'm in my late 20s and it's getting harder for me to care honestly.
Might do the hooker meme one day but I'm more conscious about extending my lifespan nowadays, as I notice other changes.

The doctors won't even give me pain medicine because I'm a 24 year old white male I've been begging them for help for over 1 year and they keep putting me on Nsaids and SSRIs.

I kissed a girl when I was 15, she touched my willy too. Fucked prostitutes four times when I was 16-17. Nothing since. I'm 24.

just go rent a hooker if it means that much to you
or you can go ascetic monk mode and achieve enlightenment
one path is easy
one path is hard
CHOOSE WISELY

Ya, I fuck escorts but living with a women just makes me feel weird. You'd have to be "on" 24/7.

Sorry user. The older I get the more I realize how much luck plays a part in everything. I knew people who used to drink and still drink heavily and nothing has happened to them. Then there's a person who drank like 1 beer and got into an accident, or like in your case developed further issues.
I've got sports related injuries that I wish I could make disappear but I can't. Wish there was someone who would tell me to be more careful when I was younger.

>Ya, I fuck escorts but living with a women just makes me feel weird. You'd have to be "on" 24/7.
Absolutely. Still have this issue nearing 30 and I don't think it'll ever go away.
Will remain a 1 night stand kind of person for a long time I reckon.

i'm 28 never had a friend in my life

It's not that big a deal. I didn't get laid till I was 24. I will say that after I had sex and got a girlfriend I radically changed from an antisocial introvert to an extrovert that loves partying and discussing anything and everything. I think that what you learn from sex is to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. It gives you that boost of confidence you need as a man. But ultimately sex tends not to be worth the trouble it takes to get it. Most of the time I was dating women I was a fucking mental wreck. If you're still a virgin right now, enjoy the peace and quiet is all I will say.

Losing your virginity to a hooker has got to be one of the most pathetic things I've ever heard of in my entire life. When she's sucking your dick with a condom, it might as well be a piece of frozen shit. Because both acts have the same meaning

30 yo virgin here had my chances in hs fucked it up due to autism

31 one here
I had sex when I was 16
It was the first and only time in my life
Im basically an incel all over again at this point

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If you masturbate or jerk off to porn you're not celibate. You might be sexually frustrated, ashamed, be bad with women, or a loser, but you are not living a life of celibacy.

The key is to meet and be with someone that understands your eccentricities and does not judge them. When you find the right girl you won't need to tend to her every need, you'll both click and understand one another. That's not to say you'll never have some friction, but if you're always having to turn "on" a boyfriend button then you're not with the right person.

24 yo virgin here who got visited by NORWOOD REAPER

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Nah. You'd be surprised how few diseases I've caught. I've had chlamydia once and syphilis once. Both are easily curable. I'm perfectly healthy. I also know guys with several times higher lay counts than me. I know a dude with 600+, he actually trained me.

I got into game and was trained by a Chad. It gets easier and easier the more you practice. At this point I could get laid with a new girl every day of the week if I wanted, but I'd rather spend most of my time with chicks I've already slept with and like.

Why don't you guys all have sex with each other to solve your problems?

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Not kissless but virgin, turned 35 a week ago.

39 here
last time I answered one of these threads the bluehaired mangina who does it for free banned me

20y khhv, although I’m gonna get lunch with a cute grill next week who is similarly shy and a khhv. Pretty sure she just wants to be friends tho but who knows kek

That sucks more honestly. I wouldn't say it's a must for a person to get laid, but you should definitely try to find some kind of meaningful interaction with someone lest you go insane.
And 4chins isn't a very good substitute. Try to find and join some group activities if you can, even if you don't make any friends.

31, doesn't matter, i basically disregard all interactions with the opposite sex and have done so for the last decade
every individual is an island, you have to find your own purpose, goals and happiness alone

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Does anyone here actually wait for Any Forums bans to be over? I get banned from all boards at least once a day.

why didnt you fin bro

>finally get a gf after years of being a horny lonely virgin
>she has a non-existent libido and is basically disgusted by sex

the universe is playing some kind of sick joke on me

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>muh money
HOLY COPE

I'm thirty years old and the only time I had sex was when I was eight and an older boy from my neighborhood sodomized me.

Not that user but yes I do. It's not that I couldn't bypass it, but it actually helps me be more productive with other shit, and I view it as cheating in a video game, which I avoid.

I'm the only one in my family tree who became bald

As a broke non-virgin, I wouldn't mind being in that guy's shoes right now. Pussy is only good for the moment as far as I'm concerned. Once the moment passes, all you can hope for is a repeat of said moment until you again don't care anymore.

22, but not hugless or handless I guess. I've come to terms with it pretty much, a relationship is the last thing I want at the moment anyway and I can just jerk off a couple times a week to get rid of the horniness.

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>39 here
almost a true wizard
hope you've been able to reprogram your sex lust into a business venture or something

he can get a hooker and get over the meme at any point
and unlike women, men don't have a hymen to break
if you've fucked your hand, that's basically what you do with a pussy too, it's not rocket science

turning 25 in september
all I've done is grope women and have 1 kiss when i was 7
oh well porn is enough

Yeah i'm a khhv but I became more religious and stopped caring about it

I'm khhv, but I've been talking to a girl for a little bit and I think I actually found a good girl.
Seriously, I never knew someone could make me this happy. Just a month ago I was ready to just trash all those dating apps. Caroline, with your big brown eyes, I hope we're in it for the long haul.

force her to stop taking birth control pills those things destroy women's minds

27KHV. Well I did hold hands with a girl once but it was for some group project in uni so it wasn't personal. And aside from family members some girl hugged me on free hug day in high school. That was the two times I ever had female contact

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>reprogram my sex lust int-
>implying i'm at all productive or motivated
Dude I coom shitpost work sleep repeat.

I like tranny porn, so I would fuck an user if he passed as a hot woman, but the chances of that happening are so abysmally low, it's not even worth thinking about.

soulless lifestyle lol

I held a girls hand once in elementary school. Not so much as a shoulder pat since then. I am 38.