There's a button you can press with these outcomes:
33% chance all of your lifts increase by 10% along with the associated physique changes required for this
33% chance your salary/income incrase by 50% with no change in responsibilities and you get to pick one: (+0.5" girth, 1.0"+ length, +2" height)
33% chance all changes are reversed to baseline
1% chance you die instantly
how many times would anons hit this button?
99
keep hitting until i die
0. No money or lift is worth risking my life for. I love life
100
If I can hit the button as often as I'd like, I'd just spam it until I get a good streak. If I happened to flub it, I'll just eat the loss and spam until I'm satisfied.
Gimme DAT money or blessed hundy
300 dl now, but gimme that hundy or money
>50% increase in salary
>50% increase from 0 is still 0
:(
Check and kek
1-3 is option 1
4-6 is option 2
7-9 is option 3
0 is reroll
trips and you die instantly
I am rolling for option 2
Technically it should be doubles and you die. Trips is .1%. Anyways. Roll
t. Janny
I'd push it a 99 times, so every other option will happen but it'll stop before the death one
roll
Rrroll
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There is no losing roll.
Trips is 10 / 1000 retard, that's 1%
Dubs is 10 / 100 you dumb shitter, that's 10%
Based death roll
Rolling