Anybody Else Not Cook?

I dont like cooking so it’s canned, frozen and store-made for me. Pic related.

>Canned beans w chilli
>Canned chicken breast
>Guacamole
>Goat cheese
>Heirloom tomato

Anybody else in a similar situation? Looking for ideas.

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Ill fry up some eggs or some chicken breast to put onto a sandwich but apart from that i hate cooking. All i eat os basically Sandwiches milk yogurt and eggs.

My gf or me cooks every night but on the weekends usually.

You HAVE to cook otherwise all you're eating is goyslop, there isn't a single pre-pepareded food that isn't full of retarded fattening shit or gains-killing vegies

>he thinks vegetables kill gains
user, I…

It's basic well poisoning.
>complain about goy slop
>simultaneously complain about veggies

The entire point is to tie legitimate goyslop views to patently retarded views. It isn't even high brow shilling. Just phoning it in. I at least appreciate when someone shills artfully.

Explain. What here is goyslop?

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What's the green sauce on top of the guac?

Here is a recipe for bean dip.

### Ingredients

* [[White Beans]]
* [[Olive Oil]]
* [[Lemon]]
* [[Garlic]]
* Salt/Pepper

### Instructions
Pulse ingredients in food blender, add water if to THICC

Dunno I basically live off sandwiches and do alright.
Food = Fuel. anything else is faggotry

>basedbean oil
>gmo tomato paste
>shit sugar
>'natural' flavors
>gmo beans sprayed with roundup

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>Basedbean oil
>Modified food starch
>Corn starch

Could be worse, to be fair. But not great either

>modified food starch
And you'll trust that 'modified' just like that?

Not everything is goyslop had a good lamb meal platter yesterday. Very kingly meal.

I never cook

Most King meal that is opposite to Goyslop is chicken hearts.

Split hearts in two and clean out any blood.
Fry onions in olive oil. Add chicken hearts and cook until they have color. Serve topped with green onions.

>*dies of heart attack*

look nigger i traveled around the world for moer than a decade now and ive seen "cuisine" from every continents even from some huge poor slums in russia, china and latin america and never in my life ive seen anything even close to being as disgusting as this, holy shit that looks horryfying, how can you even think of eating that shit holy shit youre a disgusting human being

You're a moron, my food is healthy and tastes good. Go call people niggers somewhere else you socially inept retard.

>canned beans
>canned chicken
>healthy
Spoken like a true nigger. Not even chinks would consider canned chicken healthy you dumb faggot.
also
>tastes good
top fucking kek, keep eating your slop you god damn animal

>throw rice in rice cooker
>trim & season chicken thighs then put them in the oven
>shitpost while modern technology cooks for me
>remove cooked chicken from oven. shred.
>scoop rice into bowl
>dump chicken on top
>soak in s.o.i. sauce
Wa la

Holy fuck that looks, and by your descriptions, sounds disgusting man. Just stop being a child and make food.

>canned food
peak goy slop right here
doesn't even pretend it isn't

and this feral animal pretends it's good and healthy must be bait. cant be otherwise

>shit tier filth
>on paper plates
wtf op

boiled chicken breast/tuna/salmon + canned vegetables, skyr, bread with natural pb

that's all i eat and almost never cook

that looked good until you mixed it up