Got an unconventional diet/ poop health mire today.
>Be me >Work at office >Fat fuck commie coworker lets off a fucking BOMB BLAST in the men’s room toilet, covering the inner wall of the toilet in shit >Open bathroom door, immediately 360 without breathing and walk away. >Go the women’s room instead >Hear a knock and reply “occupied.” >Turned out it was an old guy who works at the office, also trying to get into the nicer bathroom. >He opens the men’s room door >”oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit man.” >Yell out “Yeah that’s why I went in here man” and laugh from the women’s room. >Later we bump into each other >We both know it wasn’t the other one because we’re both fit for our respective ages >Talk about our diets/ exercise routines and have fun taking guesses at who the culprit was based on how shitty their diets are likely to be based on weight
Uhm. You’re not respecting work-related gendered bathrooms. I’d report your fucking trashy ass to Kelly in HR in an instant.
Henry Rogers
i need some date ideas guys. already did dinner and movie. second date was ice cream on the beach but it looks like its going to rain. where do you even take girls to entertain them nowadays
To keep my own thread from getting derailed, they’re actually considered (((unisex))) these days but we guys still try to be polite and keep the women’s room clean if we ever have to use it. Death to all troons.
Bowling Or honestly if it's your third it at should be your or her place, you're going to make food then watch a movie/Netflix and chill
Jason Butler
Your first date was total garbage and completely sabotaged the entire relationship. It probably can't be salvaged. NEVER buy a meal for a woman you haven't fucked.
Your only hope is to go to the shooting range.
Caleb Harris
Go forward with the beach thing, when it starts raining laugh it off with her and then go somewhere casual to eat
Parker Rodriguez
she lives with her parents and i live in a pod eating bugs she sucked my dick after the movies but stopped me when i pulled out a condom. probably didn’t want to seem like a hoe for fucking on date #1 (woman moment) plus i told her id pay for the meal if she paid for the movie im not paying for any more food, the ice cream was purposeful because its low investment in case she plays keep away with the pussy again
>be me >relatively fit, wearing nice dress shirt >have to use public restroom >sit down and just stare at the floor >girl comes, looks at me and then sits down next to me >huge milkers, 8/10 or so >’yeah you look like the type to man spread’ >excuse me? >’you heard me. you act like you’re buff enough for two people’ >our bodies are touching from shoulder to legs >completely caught me off guard, don’t know what to say >other people in the restroom looking at us now >hold eye contact for ~5 seconds with her >’you can’t intimidate me’ >ask her if she’s on her period or always this insufferable >she laughs and jabs me with her elbow >tells me she had a rough day >mumble that it’s fine and stare at the floor again >she’s now leaning onto me, tiddies on my arm >asks me where i go to the gym because i look ‘familiar’ >turns out she has a subscription at the same gym >say bye when I leave the stall
Justin James
>public restroom >next to me >other people looking at us Is this a thing in pov countries?
sorry ainon you confused bathroom with the bus again
Lincoln Powell
>be me in college >barely hit 1/2/3/4 for 1RM >have to do a mandatory 5 min talk with a teacher/mentor >she asks about my hobbies, i tell her i enjoy boxing and rock climbing >”oh what about the gym? you look uhh (puffs up her chest/shoulders) like you got some muscle” >mfw middle aged woman doesn’t think i’m a dyel
i’m kinda fat and dyel but i take it
James Watson
I usually take girls to try something they havent done before and really give them a memorable experience. Sometimes I cook with a girl, other times Ill take her to a gun range. Ive taken girls on long bike rides along the coast as well. Just have fun with it and dont worry so much about it
Kayden Gutierrez
NGMI. She was clearly flirting and you didnt pick up on it. Time to help a nigga out
>’yeah you look like the type to man spread’ >I cant help being good at spreading legs >’you heard me. you act like you’re buff enough for two people’ >Thanks for the compliment. I wasn't expecting to be checked out in front of a bathroom today
Michael Mitchell
To the library!
Kevin Gutierrez
>NEVER buy a meal for a woman you haven't fucked What's the alternative?
Grayson Diaz
many first world countries are doing away with partitions in stalls coz it's modernistic or some stupid shit.
Asher Martin
>buy a house >new neighbors are super nice >everyone comes and says hi >my gf bakes them all cookies and brownies >all the dudes there are skinny fat or fat >i mow my lawn and walk my dogs shirtless >see my neighbor from across the street start go on runs on the trail >bump into him with my dogs >he tells me his wife started telling him to get into shape >she brought me lemonade a few weeks ago cause i looked hot
