/fph/ thread: cheesecake edition

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Lard of the Flies

Yeah, looks like she could lose a few pounds of silicone.

I reckon it tastes like the ripest avocado you can imagine

>him

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shes natural

I'd hit that
With a battering ram ideally

non-burger anons, what is the biggest lardass you've seen in the wild?
>be czechfag
>plenty fat >people on the streets, but mostly beer gut men and 35+yo women with body of a 50yo latina maid, not morbidly obese
HOWEWER
>drive bus from uni to home, about 45 minute ride
>as usual, sit in the back like all the cool kids
>bus is full as usual, only free seats are two rows in front of me
>2 qts sitting in seats in front of me, literally begging for D obviously
>suddenly ominous wind blows
>jurassicparkglassofwater.jpg
>entire bus suddenly tilts
>easily 200 kg (440 freedom units) lard elemental that once was woman enters the bus
>whole bus gets silent
>she pays for ticket and waddles in the back
>on the outside I'm fine, on the inside I'm Quint trying to get away from Jaws as he chews on the boat
>she sits in the only free seat, filling both seats and half of aisle
>suddenly a vile stench hits my nose like a soldier in a trench at Ypres
>mixture of eggs, cheese and milk put in the bag and left in the attic over the summer
>actually feel like puking
>qts are about to start crying
>bus finally leaves the station
>DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY -45 minutes remain-
>qts and dude next to the Great Unclean One gets up and go stand next to the back doors, safe from toxic spores
>see other passangers' painful faces giving dirty looks
>open the window, which slightly helps but I'm still getting gassed at the back of the bus, feeling like jewish Rosa Parks
>decided I'm not going to make it till the end, and leave at the next stop and wait for another bus, which took unfortunately about 15 minutes
>finally arrive, a lot more people than usual get off as well (it's a small village stop)
>pic related is our collective face
>most of the people wait for the next bus as well, safe from the Zyklon B(en & Jerry)
really should have chatted up the girls and bond over our disdain for plebs, but I am bona fide Any Forums autismo, so tough luck for me
post your local sightings

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>jurassicparkglassofwater

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Cheesecake, you say?

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How is it even alive ?

I'm reading a patient's medical records right now. He had to be put on a feeding tube and the hospital very quickly made him gain 16lbs putting him into the overweight category. I'd be furious if that shit every happened to me.

It’s like a JRPG enemy