lmao if you ever wanted to be berated by boomers everywhere you went, there you go.
Sebastian Phillips
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
Evan Wright
>be me >at a mate's house >his grandad comes to visit >80 years old, great guy >he's eastern european and doesn't speak any english >wearing a shirt with the Mastercard logo but the word has been swapped to Masturbate >ask my mate why, apparently grandad got it as a gift from a friend who visited Thailand a few years back >he wears it to the shops, to church, everywhere >ask my mate if grandad knows what it means, mate asks grandad the question in yugopolocrotoslavation, grandad replies no we never actually told him in the end, he was too nice a guy and I think the embarrassment would have broken him
Nike and under Armour compression shirts. Only available in areas like Los Angeles with fit people and not shitholes like red states full of bloatlords.