The great Elden Roid was shattered.
In our home, across the net, Any Forums.
Now Scooby1961 is nowhere to be found,
And in the Night of Heart Attacks, Zyzz the Swole was first to perish.
Soon, Scooby's copycats, "influencers" all, claimed the shards of the Elden Roid
The mad taint of their newfound PRs triggered the Mogging.
A war from which no lifter arose.
A war, leading to abandonment of their Natty Cards.
Arise now, ye Any Forumsizens. Ye dyels, who yet lift.
The call of long-lost gains speaks to us all.
Alpha Radiation user, chieftain of Chernobyl.
The ever brilliant Lobsterchad.
Egg user, the Drunk Chick Companion.
The loathsome Monkey Chow Eater.
And Sir 650 kcal/day user, the Egg White Consuming!
And one other. Whom Gains would again bless.
A Any Forumsizen of no renown.
Cross the net, to Any Forums.
To stand before the Elden Roid.
And perform the Elden Lift.
