I’m going to be a father

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Nothing is more of a gains goblin than a child. Also nothing turns a man into more of a softy than a child.

Hopefully it's a boy. My boy is almost 1 and it's been great. Luckily I built a home gym before he was born. Good luck

To become a father is a main goal in life since time immemorial. You can’t be a man without having a family

>You can’t be a man without having a family
What weird thing to say and believe

They didn’t tell you? They didn’t tell you.

It's only hard when they're newborns and you're not getting regular sleep. If you build a home gym and take turns watching kids/workouts with the wife it's easy.

My son was born in July.

You'll get some arm strain holding 7-10 pounds for periods of time.

(((They))) want you to have a family to keep you showing up to your job. They want you to breed new little consumers for the next generation.

this but unironically

kek'd

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You are selfish and you have selfishly brought a living, conscious being into this world for non other than your own entertainment.
This child will:
>Have emotions, negative and positive
>Get ill
>Have hardships
>depression
>Die eventually
You are bringing them into a very confusing and distorted reality. Think about your choices. The best thing to do is die out.

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Your son will growup with no confidence, starring at a screen and dating apps, a globalised world of grey-mono-culture with a superficial existance through a desperate attempt to feel contemptment.

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