Imagine unironically being a bodybuilder in current year

Imagine unironically being a bodybuilder in current year
>refuses to train the biggest and strongest muscles in his body because he thinks it's "feminine" or "women don't care about big legs"
>instead does like 50 different exercises for his fucking front delts and biceps (gotta hit all the heads of the muscle bro!)
>actually believes in shitty bro science memes that doesn't even help build muscle but just causes more fatigue (muh tempo, controlling the eccentric, time under tension)
>follows a retarded program like a bro split where he trains each muscle group only once a week
>refuses to do cardio because he thinks it kills gains, wonders why he's winded out after walking up the stairs
>thinks height is the most important factor, not even for any real reason but just because whores on tinder like taller men
>LIFTS FOR FUCKING WOMEN
>never did a proper beginner routine like SS or SL, fell for the "you won't grow muscle but it'll put you in t-rex mode bro" meme and wonders why the high schooler who's been lifting for 5 months mogs him in every lift
>cuts half the year and fucks up his gains just so he can have visible abs for like a month
>also thinks 1/2/3/4 is some herculean feat that takes years to get to because he's only ever been doing 3 sets of 10
>his goal body is whatever trend whores on tiktok are pretending to like
>because he only lifts for anesthetics he completely loses his shit if his "muscle insertion genetics" aren't immaculate, quits lifting when he balds because "what's the point"
Fucking crossfitters deserve more respect than these retards

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Reply to this post or your mum dies in her sleep tonight

Yeah nice 400 pound squat she let me hit it because I have big biceps

>t. fatty

This confirms op is right

>UMMMM WOMAN HAD SEX WITH ME I WIN
holy shit you're sad

Women 100% don't care about big legs, squat regularly during your novice period to get a nice ass, then once you start bodybuilding just do some leg press or deadlifts to maintain and keep things in proportion and you are fine

No point going to gym if you don't get strong

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Huye msu neem si Guztbeanwwiwwbe

The point is it’s not about woman you retard

If you base and train your body around what the consensus of women like then you are nothing but a slave and a faggot

You niggas realize that women have opinions and variation, right? Some woman don’t care, but I’ve found a lot of women who do like legs and compliment mine fairly regularly.

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>imagine being a bodybuilder le smug pepe
>lists a bunch of shit that bodybuilders dont do
>"proper routine like SS or SL"
Sounds like youre the one imagining you fat fuck OP

Explain why SS or SL is bad, cope machine

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its not bad its just a very basic beginner program if youre running it past 6 months to mayyybe a year youre doing shit very wrong.

fuck yourself

Okay so.... post body?