OMG user you're back from the gym! Take that shirt off and let's see those abs!

>OMG user you're back from the gym! Take that shirt off and let's see those abs!

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>cries in loose skin and stretch marks

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*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

this what heaven looks like bros

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>WHAT THE FUCK are you doing in my house?
>did you just break in? Get the fuck out before I call the cops
>and don't you dare steal my shit on your way out

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Not for you.

sure babes *take off my shirt and flex my 6paks*

it'll be okay bro
just keep on chugging

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>used to think this was a group of attractive college girls before getting ripped
there's only like 4 and it probably drops to 2 if you wiped the shit off their face

*box jumps directly over the bowl and pushes out a nutty foot long turd*

let's do this

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The real revelation is when you realize hot girls are just regular people but hot. I guarantee you half the girls in that pic would struggle to make you an instant coffee or drive an automatic transmission.

>2>1>12>3>14>13>18>15>6>8>18>11>7>5>10>2>9>16>17

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Those thighs make me think about chafing

abs? face down all of you rn whores

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Who the fuck let these whores into my house
Get ye gone foul wretches

j. k. rowling

only one of these girls is attractive

>wake up

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R O L L I N
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you mean hell

>be me
>only do crunches, no leg raises because it looks gay
>end up with upper abs and skinny fat belly under it
No girls, I won't lift my shirt today

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Jokes on you, I've been doing both for months, have been tested to be at 11% body fat, and I still have a skinnyfat gut under defined upper abs