Is having a children a valid excuse to be out of shape?

is having a children a valid excuse to be out of shape?

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No, if you're getting fatter just eat less

No. In fact it's a major reason for you TO be in shape, you've got to set a good example. Fatties with kids don't inspire or impress, and often make those kids fat which in a sane world would be child abuse.

if a accidentally impregnated a woman.
i'll die myself.

Of course not. You're supposed to be a role model for your children, otherwise they'll lose respect for you and look elsewhere, which would be devastating for their mental upbringing. I guarantee there's a direct correlation between the rise of adult obesity rates and children/teenagers identifying as gay or transsexual.

why are you gay

This.
Druggies love their drugs more than their kids. Don't love your bad habits more than your family.

This ad is fucking grotesque. I'm almost impressed at how smug, disgusting, and degenerate it is. Should be in history holovids when teaching future students how everything went so wrong.

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No, that's even more reason to be fit

In the beginning when they're babies yes it's going to be a challenge, but after a year or so you're good to get back into a routine
Best thing ever was when my oldest boy said he wants to have big arms like dad. They notice you exercising and setting the example. So don't lose the passion for it during the first year when it legit is gonna be harder to maintain that routine

cute
Make sure he wins all the 'my dad could beat up your dad' arguments

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Your an idiot and should refrain from posting your low iq opnions on the internet. There's no need to blame your love for cock on your parents obesity. Accept responsibility for yourself retard.

>parents were fat
>didnt listen to them because they were fat
>basically stopped talking to them
>use rolemodel to fill the void of no parents

No. If anything you have more of a responsibility to be in shape. Your children need a role model.

kids have a lot of ebergy and parents are evil now and hate having friends over cuase "muh money" uif you dont at least have the energy to keep up with your kids theyre going to grow into porn/video game addicted idiot losers like me

No. You don't want to injure yourself picking them up or moving them around. It's more likely to happen than you think.

It's a myth that women need to gain more than five pounds during a pregnancy. Just a modern lie perpetuated by lazy women feminists and corporations looking to indulge and sell them stuff.

Having a kid has only made me more fit.

I think it is because I have no time anymore. I only have free time in short little bits here and there, and there is not much I can do while I am watching my kid. If I have a spare hour I can spend it working out. If I am watching my kid I can do push ups for 2 minutes until I need to go stop my kid from hurting himself, or until my kid wants attention.

I don't have 4-6 hour stretches of time that I used to invest in other activities like hobbies. I can't play video games. Working out is the only thing compatible with having a kid.

my kid when she dances does all my exercise moves.

A baby, yes. A school/kindergarten-going child, no.

No. There is absolutely no excuse. To qualify as a human, we all need minimal dignity. Being a fatass = human reject