THE OFFICIAL OBJECTIVE MANLET HEIGHT CUTOFF HAS FINALLY BEEN SET
IF YOU CANT PLAY BOND IT’S OVER.
>Therefore, the actor to be chosen must meet certain characteristics with age and height, specific spokeswoman Barbara Broccoli. She specified that they require an actor who has recently turned 30 or 31 years old, with a height of more than 5’10”.
I've had his hairline since I've had hair. My mom bullied me since I was 8 saying I was going bald.
Cameron Roberts
hes a famous actor so thats his hairline *with* dutasteride and other treatments
Owen Brooks
He's not black enough
Nathaniel Murphy
Makes sense to look for early 30s dude if they want to keep the franchise running for a decade or more, Cavil is 39 and will be 50+ when the last bond movie of this franchise will be made, Not ideal for bond.
Samuel Howard
He ain't queer (that we know of), he ain't black, he ain't a jew, he ain't a woman (that we know of), so he doesn't have a chance.
I vote for Vin Diesel, he checks the queer box, he is mixed race but almost still counts as white, and he already had some practice as white trash James Bond in xXx.
Sebastian Evans
Idris Elba it is then
Nolan Sanders
>176 cm it’s not fucking fair bros
Noah Cook
No, they also said that Idris was ruled out.
Brandon Foster
>diesel >white passing LOL he's about as spick as you can get
Hunter Torres
No I actually think he is like a 1/4 black and as a connoisseur of racism I have to say he carries it about at whitely as can be done.
Jonathan Gomez
Hollywood is saying 6ft is manlet now lmao
Owen Jenkins
No. Theyre saying anything below 5’11” is manlet, dumbdumb.
Adrian Murphy
What is this new "zoomer Any Forums"? Have you half-breeds always been under the assumption that somehow anyone under 6'2" is tall?
Matthew Morgan
Cavill is 6'1" and he isn't tall enough for bond
Christian Nelson
Anyone below 6'6" isn't "tall" desu
Jaxson Collins
if youre under 6’8 its actually over. just KYS
Lucas Turner
Werent they trying to make the next bond a woman? Did they do a complete 180 on the wokeness?
Dylan Hernandez
He is tall enough for bond but he is not young enough
Christopher Jackson
>vin diesel >over 5'10"
Lincoln Mitchell
I'm 6'4 and I rarely saw people taller than me until recently. The only people that I see taller than me are teenagers nowadays
Justin Ross
You are retarded if you think it actually has anything to do with his height. They would make"Elliot" Page the new Bond before Cavil.