Why aren’t you swimming?
Why aren’t you swimming?
Because I'm laying in bed shit posting
>pool
I don't have my own swimming pool and I don't like drinking piss
>beach
I don't want to damage my skin
I look like this.
because I'm self conscious about my massive nipples
Mind if I see them?
I swim almost daily.
the water looks like the gators will get you any day
there are no alligators here, I live in a white majority country.
because I do not enjoy swimming for sport at all. Im glad you like it though user. I am however really good at floating in a pool drinking large amounts of Aperol Spritz, does that count?
>its always a white boi summer if you have a pool and Aperol
Because my computer would get wet
>Aperol Spritz
>t. homosexual
they should get harder and smaller in the water
My pool is closed due to energy prices and beating Putin (I wish I was joking).
kek insecurity detected
>noooooo REAL STRAIGHT MEN drink only BOURBON or BEER anything ELSE IS GAY
k, bro. Ill just keep enjoying delicious drinks
Least interesting sport in existence
>Ill just keep enjoying delicious drinks
good, helping everyone to detect that you're a homo is a good thing
I love being in water and swim for hours at a very slow pace, however I am so inefficient at it that I cannot get a workout from it. I feel retarded because it's like enjoying long walks but being incapable to run.
Best musculoskeletal building sport in existence
No homo but you look sexy af and I want to look like you. Good job homie.
godspeed, we will all make it.
except for the trannies and niggers that keep spamming demotivation threads.
Redpill me on this senpai
I do, 2-3 times a week, it's great cardio and I get to show off my gains, making grills 'mire and """pro""" swimmer skellingtons madjelly.