Why aren’t you swimming?

Why aren’t you swimming?

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Because I'm laying in bed shit posting

>pool
I don't have my own swimming pool and I don't like drinking piss
>beach
I don't want to damage my skin

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I look like this.

because I'm self conscious about my massive nipples

Mind if I see them?

I swim almost daily.

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the water looks like the gators will get you any day

there are no alligators here, I live in a white majority country.

because I do not enjoy swimming for sport at all. Im glad you like it though user. I am however really good at floating in a pool drinking large amounts of Aperol Spritz, does that count?
>its always a white boi summer if you have a pool and Aperol

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Because my computer would get wet

>Aperol Spritz
>t. homosexual

they should get harder and smaller in the water

My pool is closed due to energy prices and beating Putin (I wish I was joking).

kek insecurity detected
>noooooo REAL STRAIGHT MEN drink only BOURBON or BEER anything ELSE IS GAY
k, bro. Ill just keep enjoying delicious drinks

Least interesting sport in existence

>Ill just keep enjoying delicious drinks
good, helping everyone to detect that you're a homo is a good thing

I love being in water and swim for hours at a very slow pace, however I am so inefficient at it that I cannot get a workout from it. I feel retarded because it's like enjoying long walks but being incapable to run.

Best musculoskeletal building sport in existence

No homo but you look sexy af and I want to look like you. Good job homie.

godspeed, we will all make it.

except for the trannies and niggers that keep spamming demotivation threads.

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Redpill me on this senpai

I do, 2-3 times a week, it's great cardio and I get to show off my gains, making grills 'mire and """pro""" swimmer skellingtons madjelly.