ITT: Kryptonite

Replace this with any label of your choice
This is the real kryptonite

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is that a euphemism for letting a horse cum in your ass?

Video games
Porn
Weed
Alcohol
Every man over the age of 18 is addicted to one of these things

Japs with blonde hair are the patrician's choice.

>Video games
haven't played vidya in ages, honestly don't really enjoy it anymore anywhere near what I used to
>Porn
Huge addict, tough demon to conquer
>Weed
not since high school
>Alcohol
Functional alcoholic but haven't drank in a couple of years now. don't really miss it which is good

95+% of them have had eye surgery. You can bang them but don't procreate with them. Asian women have mastered the art of fraud.

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Thanks. I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever in a position where procreation is on the table.

Red Currant Pie
300 grams of flour
300 grams of white sugar
2 eggs
130 grams of butter
1teaspoon of vanilla sugar
Fresh Red Currant berries

Heat the oven to 175 celsius
put some butter in the form by hand

heat the 130 grams of butter in the microwave
pour the flour, sugar, eggs, vanillasugar and the melted butter into a bowl and stir until its a fine mix
Pour the mix into the oven form and then pour the washed fresh red currants on top of the mix, put it in the oven for about 30 minutes and then let it rest for 30 minutes more.
Add some vanilla icream or cream

Its so fucking good guys i can eat an entire pie in a single meal

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That's pretty calorie dense. I have ripe currants in my garden right now. You don't pre-bake the crust/base?

I bought a pack of these because of your thread OP. They're fine. Absolutely nothing special.

liquid gold

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any white grain. pasta, cakes, cookies, breads rice etc.
that is mostly koreans

Good thing I just want to use them for my pleasure

you have to get it out of the box first, idiot

>born in belgium
>love muh choccy
>love muh beer
Staying lean is an uphill battle.

I can't have this in the house. I will literally eat it by the spoonful

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potato chips. particularly cheesy or oniony ones. bbq and salt/vinegar are up there too.

for me, it's cunny

Looks very tasty, i pray for your strength

why don't you just inject the fat straight up into your anus fat boy

correct, this shit is like drinking milk from a hot girl's titties

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Hate to break it to you but not everyone is terminally modern.