I have a bachelors in accounting, graduated with 3.9 GPA, tested to have an IQ of 126, work for a big 4 accounting firm, make 135k a year, have almost 1 Million in my 401k, drive a BMW, get all my clothes from fashionable stores like Banana Republic and Im still a fucking virgin in my 30s just because I am short and bald.
Meanwhile top tier blonde stacies would rather get high and have unprotected sex with a drugmaxxed degenerate chad than go on a nice date with a gentleman like me for dinner and a movie. Life is a fucking joke.
Based accountingbro Working in UK civil service here, should be ACCA qualified in 2 years Also virgin and balding but I'm only 23 kek I've already accepted my fate as a rich lonely wizard and I'm not even mad about it WAGMI
Julian Robinson
don't worry sweety, in their 30s some women will get tired of the cock carousel and they'll give you a chance, you'll win in the end! Jokes aside your issue is that pussy is repulsed by pussies like you, think of it as a magnet
Kayden Brooks
gold gets gold diggers , you knew what kind of a trap you were making.
Austin Martinez
I'm sorry user, it really is unfair. you should just take roids and get massive.
Levi Allen
It’s not because you’re short and bald it’s because you’re a fucking boring accountant faggot
Hunter Ross
if u were a short and bald mafioso bad ass u’d get pussy, u gotta be masculine and gain status. unironically learn to fight, like boxing or muay thai. it’ll give u a different kind of confidence gym does. u just instinctually become more assertive when u know u can beat up the entire room in a 1 v 1. u’ll probably ignore this and die a virgin tho.
Carson Butler
Lmaoing dude I'm a 4.0, math phd, worked in fintech making huge amounts of money, IQ 142, raising VC for a new tech company.. still considered suicide for this incel ideology, 2 years ago. you have to zoom out and realize it's supposed to be lonely at the top. stop complaining
Jason Nelson
You're a virgin because you're a whiny faggot.
Adam Gomez
Can I have some money?
Anthony Reyes
he’s at the top of wagies lmao, broke ass retarded normies doing drugs and partying all day are having a better life. u just got some toys and trophys for being a good cog in the wheel.
Noah Flores
>Im still a fucking virgin in my 30s just because I am short and bald. Nope. That is not it. Plenty of short bald men get pussy. The truth is that you are a beta male and that is why you dont get laid
Evan Wood
you could have started on finasteride bro you probably already knew about it but chose to listen to the nocebo fags.
Xavier Adams
Lmaoing at your life This high up your best friends are Fields Medal winners and Welch Prize winners, Nobel laureates and inventory. Why would I care about having a good life lmao I'm busy shaping society to my will, when your colleagues drop quarter mil to a senator so they can greenlight a GMO onions project and pull some strings at the FDA who tf cares about that partying it up lol. Power makes me feel better than any amount of cumming
Jeremiah Bell
>I have a bachelors in accounting Boring >graduated with 3.9 GPA No one cares >tested to have an IQ of 126 Quoting IQ, even knowing your IQ, marks you out as a insecure nerd >work for a big 4 accounting firm Boring > make 135k a year That's okay but nothing special >have almost 1 Million in my 401k Boring >drive a BMW this doesn't make you attractive >get all my clothes from fashionable stores like Banana Republic You think the label is fashionable - marking you out as someone who isn't fashionable
>and Im still a fucking virgin in my 30s just because I am short and bald No, it's because your short, bald and you have bad people skills. You have shown that you have limited understanding of what people like, what people find impressive (not your degree, not your GPA, not where you shop).
Here's the tip: go and get a hobby. Find something you like. Actually, not even a hobby. Go and get a passion. Use all that money you have and DO SOMETHING interesting with it. Don't buy a new car, go and buy a racing shitbox. Join a sailing club. Get really into cycling. Or climbing.
These are things that people find interesting, or you can meet people that are interested in the same things as you. Go and be a person, not an NPC.
Brody Price
yeah you are fucking boring. i mean you are LITERALLY an accountant you are like the caricature of the guy that gets cucked in a porn film thats just standing in the corner looking on the ground. theres not a single more unattractive and emasculated profession for a man than accountant.
im not looking for a wild party girl either but it genuinely would be a major deal-breaker if a woman would never wear anything sexy and worked as librarian doing literally never anything but reading books in her free-time. it is what it is you are just not an interesting person.
Eli Hughes
Materialistic achievements do not replace having an outgoing personality, being charismatic or likeble. A good external, a good impression creates connections with grills, not a BMW.
Nicholas Smith
>still not powerful enough to get pussy oh no no no
Jordan Cook
You are the joke U can't expect average wealth to attract any high value women
Daniel Fisher
I’ve literally fucked girls twice as hot as that skinny cunt and I’m literally a skinny fat dyel with acne and fucked up teeth. Then again I’m not a Manlet lmao
Elijah Reed
>does all this >still comes in Any Forums >N-no I don’t feel any pain inside Yeah, okay buddy
Ian Taylor
>those tattoos Tattoos are for degenerates, criminals and pirates.
