>Teenagers have started pulling to the side lot in the gym parking lot to fuck with their gfs
Is this public indecency? Will the gym owners do anything or do I get the police involved? I'm sick of gymceling just to see a couple walk outside after 15 minutes of playing with dumbbells and seeing their car with the headlights on still sitting out there a hour later
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LOL pls don’t be a larp and tell me this is real
if so it sets a new low for gymcels, imagine turning into a cop-calling karen just because a bunch of high schoolers get laid and you dont
Do it. Their parents are paying for their membership so they can exercise, not for them to fuck around.
just start fucking bitches in the gym to get one up on them
>t.never had a life as a teenager
>Nooooo you can't heckin' have sex and enjoy life
>You have to be miserable and lonely like me
If I'm not allowed to have sex why should I sit there like a cuck while everyone else does it in front of me?
I'm like 3x stronger and more muscular than these twig fuckers while having abs.
>if so it sets a new low for gymcels, imagine turning into a cop-calling karen just because a bunch of high schoolers get laid and you dont
I would tell on the zoomers as well and i would expect to be telled on if i did something similar.
It's not about being an tattletale but upholding public morals
HOLY SHIT LMAO
either you’re a god-tier troll who just made the funniest gymcel post in history, or you’re the saddest gymcel to ever live
Either way, 10/10 gave me a solid laugh out loud
>t.karen
Stop skipping face/personality day
>I'm like 3x stronger and more muscular than these twig fuckers while having abs.
Well then, have you considered asserting your dominance and claiming their women?
I.e: beat the shit out of the guy and rape the womans. You know, what a real man does instead of complaining on a mongolian throat singing forum.
You have no idea how often I fantasize about beating the shit out of couples in public. I don't live in a city though so the places couples are seen are always around other people and cameras.
this is too funny to be bait
other people are doing this? I thought just doing handstuff in the back before working out was just a thing me and my gf did.
That's foolish. You wasted test doing it before the gym
this you should do it after your workout instead
based
lol stay natty my small kings
go over and stare into the vehicle.
if you've got gym buddies have everyone stare into the vehicle and when the dude eventually opens up the window to tell you to fuck off you all say "we were just wondering how much the prostitute cost."
haha bruh you fr fr NEED to get some bitches on god, stop hating on us cuz you didn't play a sport in HS, no cap.
You are just jelly someone gets to fuck right incel faggot?
What am I supposed to do? I'm not taking the twinks who blow me after my workout to my home. My wife and 3 kids are there. I ain't getting a hotel/motel to nut in some faggots mouth hole while I watch porn. Would you prefer I let them blow me in the locker room like I used to do? YOu losers still complained when I used to do that. Just home gym if you can't handle it.
Just smash their mirrors
When you complain to the gym staff make sure to accentuate the part where you don't get laid
I swaer to fuck if some DYEL smashes my window while I'm getting my pole greased I will fucking murder him. I do this shit so I don't have to deal with my wife and I can't hide a broken fucking mirror.
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