I am pretty retarded, but in my own defence not in typical zoomer ways. At least I don't think.
>tfw no Brad Pitt/Tom Holland/Mayor McCheese Color Out of Space Lovecraftian bf
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Leo Stewart
Easton Torres
This is truuee
Christopher Nguyen
they definitely arent ugly. my mom was very beautiful when she was younger and women seem to find my dad attractive, so my brothers are all fairly good looking.
im kind of weird looking, but thats cause im the youngest.
Oliver Rodriguez
Honestly saying that you aren't retarded in the traditonal zoomer sense kinda tells me you are. Think about it a little bit
What makes zoomers (esp girls) retarded is their absolute need to be different from other people, which is why they're attracted to tik tok and shit. You've just found your niche.
Honestly this is a bit more disrespectful than I was hoping it to be, so take it more in a philosophical sense
Again same shit, zoomer girls thinking they are different. You probably are attractive but just don't think so. I don't doubt they're ugly, i'm just making fun of you bc want to have sex with them lmao
Jackson Rivera
im not a zoomer girl, im a 32 year old man. i just happened to not be as lucky in the genetics department as my brothers.
fucking coomer brain makes everyone immediately think incest whenever family comes up. for fucks sake. can't even have a normal conversation anymore.
Logan Sanchez
Shit, my b. Thought you were of the same ilk as the other person. I think incest is pathetic, which is why I'm making fun of what I thought was a girl talking about it. But honestly my point still stands, you probably look better than you think. Self-esteem is a helluva drug
Jaxson Cooper
i see now where the confusion came in. its no problem.
maybe. its all irrelevant anyway. like i said above, im not as jaded as OP because i havent been in relationships, but i am jaded enough to not pursue relationships. so looks are honestly irrelevant other than as a curiosity.
Brody James
That's okay, it wasn't disrespectful. And point taken, lol. But you should know not all zoomer girls are into tiktok or have blue hair or the other things you mentioned. Though I agree we are pretty retarded as a generation overall.
Andrew Adams
Nah i'm a fuckin zoomer dude lmao, and i know that not all girls are tik tok bitches, my point is that our generation does their best to brodcast that they're unique, and it's not just women. My friends try to do it for me, call me "that Any Forums guy" which is fucking annoying. I just wanna talk like a human being, and let conversation go without worrying about perceptions
Nathan Morgan