Any Forums's perspective on sexual fitness seems to typically be a battle between religious dudes, who cite vague spiritual and moral reasons for refraining from sex, and the calloused degenerates who constitute the majority of this board's population. I thought that I had found a third and superior path with the Bronze Age Mindset, the idea being to restore the image classical man as a dude who fucks around without guilt- because he was made for it. A classic story where we see this arc is in the story of how Theseus elopes with Helen of Sparta. No shame, the guy just goes in there and fucks. So to follow in his footsteps: >be me >get shredded >make a tinder account >pick up a thicc ol asian woman from her parents' house in my 1993 station wagon >she comes to my house and sits on my face for a bit This is the victory of Theseus, retold in our modern time. However the part of the story that I missed on the first pass was that Theseus gets trapped in the underworld as a consequence. And so: >woke up today with a vicious fuck flu. I am in so much pain and discomfort right now
And the lesson here is that the orthodox and catholic bros are really onto something. In the future it would be worth listening to them.
Whom the Gods would destroy they first give the fuck flu.
Cameron Nelson
I'm the guy holding the girl in the picture.
Mason Jones
Catholics serve literal demons as in their search for easy heathen gold they just adopted the demonic gods as “Saints” and promise salvation through money and prayers by the clergy when salvation comes by Christ alone. They also worship Mary who was only a virgin for Jesus and she had sexual relations with her husband and had brothers and sisters including James. Salvation only comes through Jesus Christ and nothing the Catholic Church stands for is anything godly and will likely help usher in Satans throne complete with a Mary clone who is the harlot.
Colton Sanders
Fornication isn’t Orthodox not even Catholic but have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, everything you presuppose is wrong?
Charles Barnes
No, Catholics documented everything. They just looked at what virtue they could find from a cursory glance and devised the Saints as a way to speed up conversion rates. The pope and his ilk belong to Satan now.
Nathaniel Green
you're a pathetic faggot with a mind warped by porn also why do losers romanticize ancient greece? you would have been a dirt farmer at best
Carter Turner
semitic religions worship satan, the greatest con ever pulled was making over half the world believe in a jewish desert demon-god
Oliver Wood
Based, i only listen to what God lays onto my heart, and read His word, amen.
Juan Bell
>woke up today with a vicious fuck flu. I am in so much pain and discomfort right now That's just Aphrodite fucking with you, dumbass.
Don't you have some tranny pastors to worry about, or to sign divorce papers for the third time? You have a lot more to worry about than Catholicism. You freaks only ever argue to justify your pride and heresy, not to save souls. Catholics believe in Jesus Christ, so you're entire rhetoric falls apart, because even IF they were guilty of idol-worship (they're not, retard), they would still be saved through Our Lord.
God only tolerates you because you're an example of what happens when you jump the ship in the middle of the storm. You would've abandoned Paul, heretic.
Andrew Green
>I thought that I had found a third and superior path with the Bronze Age Mindset Cringe
Cameron Jones
Don’t you have to pay 200 dollars to a priest who molested you so they can tell you to repeat the same prayer to Mary (who literally can’t hear your prayers because only Jesus intercedes for us) with no real reflection or repentance for your actions?
Colton Clark
Relax guys, no division. That's what the enemy wants. We are all brothers in Christ.
Henry Cook
Also what part of salvation comes for your drug dealer brother who didn’t believe in Jesus really, by lighting a candle every day while paying an extra 300 dollars to that priest? Heaven or hell bitch, death is pencils down with no waiting room to weasel your way in.
Brayden Nguyen
Is that Paris and Helen?
Blake Gray
No we are not, that is like saying a Mormon, Scientologist, or a Seventh Day Adventist are the same because they all have some Jesus in there somewhere.
Josiah Flores
i thought the religious people were just larping. are they're actually religious?
