Who mogs?

Who mogs?

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on a mental level dion mogs
on a financial/status level alexander mogs

>getting so blown the fuck out that people thousands of years in the future know that an angry, dirty, homeless hippie once told you off so bad it ruined every ounce of cred you ever had
Diogenes, without a doubt, is the ultimate gigachad. The fact that hes drawn built here means he also made it.

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The featherless biped mogs

What an ok thread

All the ancient Greek philosophers we're fucking shredded.

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Both are different sides of the same based coin.

>ywn tell some uppity faggot who calls himself great to stand out of your sunlight

Alexander, it’s easy to be rude and disrespectful to people while you mooch off welfare

No one mogs Diogenes

Alexander the Great after meeting Diogenes said “If I were not Alexander, I would want to be Diogenes.”
To which Diogenes replied, “If I were not Diogenes I would also wish to be Diogenes.”

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What welfare nigger? It was 2000 years ago. Diogenes didn't accept food of anyone, he would steel it tho.

He would steel food? I didn't know he was also a blacksmith

Who mogs the moggers?

>Who mogs the moggers?

Diogenese

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I meant stole. He'd steal some chickens.

Based homeless man.
His philosophy is pretty much in line with Uncle Ted

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>enters house as a guest
>"don't spit on my floor, I just had these nice tiles installed"
>"okay"
>*spits in the host's face*
Who was in the wrong here?

Was ist something like:
>enters newly built house
>looks around astonished by the beauty of the marble tiles and how clean it is
>spits in the hosts face
>"sorry, i haven't found a filthier place in this house to spit at"

>on a mental level dion mogs
He was a subhuman that survived off of gibs alone and would've died without society. If Alexander lost everything he would still be able to build himself back up to being at least an average person unlike Diogenes who'll always stay a bum no matter what.

Alexander has to live his life worrying about what he has to lose and what he has to gain every day. Diogenes has nothing to lose and has all he wants. There is no situation in which Diogenes can be threatened, worried, or dissatisfied.
Your "great men" work and worry themselves to the bone only to wish they had a position like Diogenes.

I have to pick the ultimate short king Alexander the Great.

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