Looking good, user! you look THIN!

>looking good, user! you look THIN!

How do you respond, Any Forums?

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suck my dick

heh thanks fatty- i mean Patty

disregard mudsharks and bait threads

Thanks, I need to get on the program you're on because you are looking HUGE, like a strong man

can i eat your ass, p-please mlady

>Thanks! Would you like to have sexual intercourse with me until I ejaculate semen in your vagina? Ha, just kidding!

y-y-you too

Lmao this just happened to me
>be me
>haven’t seen ex in a couple months
>she comes over to exchange items
>she’s crying almost immediately upon seeing me
>*wipes tears* “user you look so thin”
>smile and fuck her with my eyes
Yea she hasn’t texted since I told her bye but I’m sure she’ll experience some beta and coke running back soon

in your dreams my guy she’s having fun with Bradley who has a dad bod

Kindly direct her to the nearest opthalmologist to address her condition

Haha good for her if she is. I actually would consider myself dad bod as well, but I appreciate you assuming I’m ripped

Damn bro
Still not over her, I see

What do you even say to a girl this hot?

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She’s not hot

>hey you have a beautiful smile, want to grab a drink sometime?
it's that easy. Just be confident

Working on it. Been a couple months now. Definitely not sad anymore and seeing other people/ dating. Haven’t fucked a new broad yet tho

She was dating a black guy so it doesn't take much

Don't listen to this guy. Physical compliments are shallow compliments. The only time women want to hear them is when they are already infatuated with you.

Do women realize if you're a tummy enthusiast and regularly take peeks at their well worked abs? God I love athletic grills

>What do you even say to a girl this hot?
look closer at her hair user, it is literally matted, imagine the smell.