>looking good, user! you look THIN!
How do you respond, Any Forums?
>looking good, user! you look THIN!
How do you respond, Any Forums?
suck my dick
heh thanks fatty- i mean Patty
disregard mudsharks and bait threads
Thanks, I need to get on the program you're on because you are looking HUGE, like a strong man
can i eat your ass, p-please mlady
>Thanks! Would you like to have sexual intercourse with me until I ejaculate semen in your vagina? Ha, just kidding!
y-y-you too
Lmao this just happened to me
>be me
>haven’t seen ex in a couple months
>she comes over to exchange items
>she’s crying almost immediately upon seeing me
>*wipes tears* “user you look so thin”
>smile and fuck her with my eyes
Yea she hasn’t texted since I told her bye but I’m sure she’ll experience some beta and coke running back soon
in your dreams my guy she’s having fun with Bradley who has a dad bod
Kindly direct her to the nearest opthalmologist to address her condition
Haha good for her if she is. I actually would consider myself dad bod as well, but I appreciate you assuming I’m ripped
Damn bro
Still not over her, I see
What do you even say to a girl this hot?
She’s not hot
>hey you have a beautiful smile, want to grab a drink sometime?
it's that easy. Just be confident
Working on it. Been a couple months now. Definitely not sad anymore and seeing other people/ dating. Haven’t fucked a new broad yet tho
She was dating a black guy so it doesn't take much
Don't listen to this guy. Physical compliments are shallow compliments. The only time women want to hear them is when they are already infatuated with you.
Do women realize if you're a tummy enthusiast and regularly take peeks at their well worked abs? God I love athletic grills
>What do you even say to a girl this hot?
look closer at her hair user, it is literally matted, imagine the smell.