As a manlet, how do I defend against this?
As a manlet, how do I defend against this?
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Don't fight a sumo fighter?
fpbp
What if he wants to fight me? What do I do?
pick up the biggest object you have in the spot and hit him without any bit of mercy.
Don't enter the ring. It's an honor thing.
just lightly jog away, they weren't made for long distance
But their stride is so much longer. Think you could run away from Godzilla just because it takes a while for his foot to fall? Idiot.
if you're naked, he can't grab ahold of you
cant he just grab my dick and throw me
he's an honorable man and doesn't touch bare dicks
Yes. That would be gay
woah, now i understand, sumo is... strong
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPACE
YEAH IT'S PRETTY CLEAR, I AIN'T NO SIX-TWO
BUT I CAN FIT THROUGH DOORWAYS, LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO DO
'CAUSE I'M THAT FUNSIZE THAT MAKES THE GIRLS SWOON
JUST THE RIGHT FOOT AND JUST THE RIGHT INCH TOO
I SEE THE FITNESS BOARD, POSTING THEIR MANLET JOKES
WE KNOW THAT'S JUST A MEME, COME ON NOW LET IT GO
IF YOU A SMALLER BALLER, JUST LET IT SHOW
'CAUSE EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT IF YOU HIGH OR IF YOU LOW
YOU KNOW MY DADDY HE TOLD ME DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT
GIRLS LIKE A GUY THEY CAN KISS WITHOUT JUMPING HIGH
YEAH I AIN'T NO SKYSCRAPER BOY WHO'S TALL
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE INTO THEN GO AHEAD AND JUMP AND FALL
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPACE
Get together a pack of other manlets and wear him down by attrition like a pack of wolves killing a moose.
you´ll wake up hours later without knowing what happened
What if he grabs your pevlis or ribs? I saw that happening in a manga.
How do I defend myself against this ass
Powerlift and bloatmaxx to get as close to 300 lbs as possible. That's literally the only option.
>ALL ABOUT THAT NIGGER BOUT THAT NIGGER, NO CLUTTER
>I'M ALL ABOUT THAT NIGGER, BOUT THAT NIGGER, NO CLUTTER
activate your stand, obviously
Yea I can retard. Go stand around while a monster is around and get killed you gay faggot.