As a manlet, how do I defend against this?

As a manlet, how do I defend against this?

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Don't fight a sumo fighter?

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What if he wants to fight me? What do I do?

pick up the biggest object you have in the spot and hit him without any bit of mercy.

Don't enter the ring. It's an honor thing.

just lightly jog away, they weren't made for long distance

But their stride is so much longer. Think you could run away from Godzilla just because it takes a while for his foot to fall? Idiot.

if you're naked, he can't grab ahold of you

cant he just grab my dick and throw me

he's an honorable man and doesn't touch bare dicks

Yes. That would be gay

woah, now i understand, sumo is... strong

BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPACE

YEAH IT'S PRETTY CLEAR, I AIN'T NO SIX-TWO
BUT I CAN FIT THROUGH DOORWAYS, LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO DO
'CAUSE I'M THAT FUNSIZE THAT MAKES THE GIRLS SWOON
JUST THE RIGHT FOOT AND JUST THE RIGHT INCH TOO
I SEE THE FITNESS BOARD, POSTING THEIR MANLET JOKES
WE KNOW THAT'S JUST A MEME, COME ON NOW LET IT GO
IF YOU A SMALLER BALLER, JUST LET IT SHOW
'CAUSE EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT IF YOU HIGH OR IF YOU LOW

YOU KNOW MY DADDY HE TOLD ME DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT
GIRLS LIKE A GUY THEY CAN KISS WITHOUT JUMPING HIGH
YEAH I AIN'T NO SKYSCRAPER BOY WHO'S TALL
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE INTO THEN GO AHEAD AND JUMP AND FALL

BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE BOUT THAT SPACE, NO CLUTTER
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPACE, SPACE

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Get together a pack of other manlets and wear him down by attrition like a pack of wolves killing a moose.

you´ll wake up hours later without knowing what happened

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What if he grabs your pevlis or ribs? I saw that happening in a manga.

How do I defend myself against this ass

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Powerlift and bloatmaxx to get as close to 300 lbs as possible. That's literally the only option.

>ALL ABOUT THAT NIGGER BOUT THAT NIGGER, NO CLUTTER
>I'M ALL ABOUT THAT NIGGER, BOUT THAT NIGGER, NO CLUTTER

activate your stand, obviously

Yea I can retard. Go stand around while a monster is around and get killed you gay faggot.