Gym Stories Thread

I went to the gym today to run a few miles. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups

While rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. There’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row which is more than I can do at the moment

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard

Now I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you never hear shit like this. There’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him

“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked
“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes."
“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said
“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary

The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change

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You're a nice guy. I like you.

Thanks. My parents' fridge has had a piece of construction paper held in place by magnets for something like 20 years. In fading Sharpie marker, it reads #DLTIW.

It stands for "Don't Let The Idiots Win."

It's our family mantra. It's why I fight. And why I never stop.

Did she at least give you some pussy?

No, child, she didn’t. Because unlike you I’m not a misogynist incel and can actually just be a nice person without expecting anything in return.

My gym crush caught me jacking off to her at the gym tonight not sure what to do. I accidentally waistbanded my cock and came all over the front of my pants while she was doing squats. Completely hands free. Not my fault desu she’s a hot skinny redhead with a huge ass. Anyways she didn’t seem grossed out just kinda looked at me with a weird smile and asked if I was ok with a nervous laugh. I just ran out the gym. Don’t know what do do because normally we’re the only two people in the weight room in the evening it’s a small gym

I don't disagree with the content of your post but it reads like reddit and I fucking hate you.

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I’m sorry you’re so stupid, I can’t help you.

Do you often cosplay in public as PC principal?
Cringe story man. Maybe she'll suck your dick later

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No child, I don’t. No child it isn’t. No child we aren’t all incels who expect women to give us sex for being treated like humans. I have a wife.

>redditors will legitimately write up a blog post so they can revel in being a nice person and farm attention and validation
That's a nice thing that you did. Now stop acting like a faggot

Actually, I’m just an actual nice guy. And my house is light on closets.

shut the fuck up you corny bitch. did you come here to brag or something?

This is a good thread, I think you deserve a reward, a little cheat day. Maybe get a slice of pizza for yourself. Something like... pepperoni?

This never happened. You're not actually married. You don't workout. You're under 6'. You watch porn. You are unhappy.

No child I won’t. No child I didn’t.
I live in Milwaukee. During the winter beer and cornbrats are on order. Outside of winter though I’m very careful with calories.
Wrong in every detail.

I went to the gym today to do a few sets of squats. Between sets, I sometimes bring some dumbbells into the squat rack and curl them just to change muscle groups

While going to get the dumbbells I see a skinny bugman giving me the deathstare. So a cardiocel. Good on him. There's no way to beat around it, this guy set up his row machine in front of all the heavy weights from a physical standpoint. There's no way I can get any of the dumbbells without just fucking crushing it. Probably 60-90 lbs, for a good 15 feet all of the dumbbells are behind this faggot and his rower.

So I go up to him and ask him to get the 60's for me. He says "wait right here" and gets me the dumbbells that I need. I go to do my curls and see a fat woman on the stairmaster on the way back. Man, she should share her bulking routine with him, he really needs it.

I go up to her and say "Excuse me miss, you should share your bulking routine with that guy on the rower over there, he really needs it."

I noticed that the bugman was strangely lost in thought and kept shifting his gaze to me every now and then. I he makes up a story about me and posts it on the internet. Those are always fun to read

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Disregard my response to this post here. This is a cyber stalker. Report his post for harassment.

>That's a nice thing that you did. Now stop acting like a faggot
Agreed. I'm a nice guy too who helps impoverished children learn, but I don't make fucking threads about it, then pat myself on the back 8 times within the aforementioned thread.

That's because you don't reek of insecurity user. You actually view humility as a virtue (as you should)

Maybe stop writing your stories like you belong on reddit

>le CPAP machine man

Wrong once more.
I don’t have a CPAP machine, child. This is yet another one of your delusions.